2 inch mcninch

my friend decided to make me put this as my first entry here we go anyways. basically it's doo doo mcninch, aka 2 inch mcninch, a man with a 2 incher with the last name mcninch

Shane: 2 inch mcninch is gonna rock your world

by john-os_pseudonym August 26, 2022

2 inches for jesus

"2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.

2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative

"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance

by Gonkaholic March 6, 2023

2 inch gang

a community of men with two inch penises

Trump might have small hands but he still ain't 2 inch gang.

by mike the mule March 7, 2017

2 inch surprise

Dick; a small one that is two inches.

You won't believe your eyes when you see my 2 inch surprise ;))

by LlamaLlama12 October 3, 2017

2 inch rule

It means that aslong you don't put your dick 2 inches in a girls pussy you didn't have sex.

"So did you fucked that girl?"

"No, i used the 2 inch rule"

by Fetcher September 5, 2007

2 inches babyyyyy 💦💦

size of a middle school dick

middle school girl: let have sex how long is ur dick
middle school boy: 2 inches babyyyyy 💦💦
middle school girl:bet

by LilDurksGrillz April 27, 2021

3 1/2 inch floppy

a disk for getting stuff from 1 pc to another 1.
but mostly used in jokes.

(when a computer rejects a 3 1/2 inch floppy)
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!

by memememememememememememe April 24, 2006