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College

A center of education in which students seek for a higher education which is provided by the state with a building called a dorm for students to live in to attend class in school grounds, college is also a cesspool of woke liberals complaining about a capitalism and society whilst going in debt due to student loans.
John: I’m going to college for a high paying job.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.
by StrawberryJamSauce August 22, 2020
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Tamworth College

Tamworth college is a glorified brothel, except the standards for hiring are lower, the best thing you can get out of this college is a greater tolerance to pain. This college gets donations from the food bank. There is always a cheesey smell in the hallways of the main building.
John : "I went to tamworth college"
War Veteran : "Thank you for your service"
by Victim no.233 April 14, 2024
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College Footballed

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.
A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.
by Idkwuttoputhere17 November 11, 2021
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shelley college

A school full of wannabe roadmen and chavs plus mostly immature teens and teachers that on call you for sneezing
What’s that shit show called?
What Shelley college
by Yourlocalsketer November 30, 2021
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herkimer college

Herkimer colleg is located in the village of Herkimer which is located in the town of herkimer. Which is located in the county of Herkimer. their mascot is General Herkimer and they selll Herkimer mugs and Herkimer T-shirts at the college book store. See definition of herkimer
Its so cold at herkimer college, I wish it wasnt awalys snowing!
by TheTrainGuy February 5, 2018
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Kingston Maurward college

A college just outside Dorchester where farmers gather to talk about em cows n sheep. There is a small group of students in the health and fitness course who care about nothing especially health and fitness, they hang out at the back entrance of the college doing drugs and smoking because they are “cool”. All of the fuckboys are in that course so girls stay clear, any male doing animal welfare is most likely into other men and the girls either sleep around or lick their professors arses (ass well as the animals) all equine girls *bitchy slags* and then the rest of the college is handycap :))
Person 1: where do you go to college then
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....
by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019
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Kingsmead College

A Kingsmead hun is a self-absorbed, overly confident hun who loves attention and thinks that they are above everyone. Filled with wannabe black girls that act white. They all love money bcs love means nothing to them. They think they are bad but ya'll lowkey clapped. Filled with daddy's girls
Example 1:

Parents: I want my daughter to go to Kingsmead College
Rest of Joburg: Do you want your girl to be a brat

Example 2:

Boy 1:Bro is she bad?
Boy 2: Yk she goes to Kingsmead right
Boy 1: Oh nvm then
by ShlongToBigForHer July 17, 2024
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