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Skye College

Curro with a Cambridge Curriculum badically. It includes Avalon Private School Tres Jolie and Sundowner, probably hell
by The Konkaninator December 1, 2022
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Occidental College

A private liberal arts school in Los Angeles. A place where overprivileged white preps pretend to be quirky and leftist while their parents pay for their $80,000/year bill. Preaches equity and diversity while being one of the most expensive colleges in America and failing to provide any support for the few students of color.
The University of Spoiled Children? That's Occidental College.

Ted has a 4.0 GPA and comes from a family in the bottom 50% of income earners. Instead of giving Ted a scholarship, Occidental told him to "Go fuck yourself".
by WolfOfTerchová October 24, 2023
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College Circumcision

When you super glue your homies foreskin to his sheets. He then gets morning glue…and…bam. College Circumcision.
Dylan stole my weed so I gave him a College Circumcision
by jacobmetz January 18, 2022
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Templestowe-College

A fucking shit school filled with fucking shit people.
"Bro, what the fuck was that madman going on about?"
"Not sure, but I think he went to Templestowe-College."
"Ah. That explains it".
by IJustReallyLikePlanes June 9, 2025
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College Strikeout

Going for three separate girls in one night and not getting any luck. The night usually ends in a drunk cigarette.
Never thought id college strikeout on a friday.
by Stevoof July 20, 2020
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College princess

A college girl at a university (not as common at community college) who expects everything her way, and gets pissed when that doesn’t happen.
She’s a college princess, that’s why she got mad when you disagreed with her.

Just treat the dog like a college princess’s boyfriend — keep it on a short leash.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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College

Okay, college is probably one of the most overrated things in American culture. And please don’t lie and say that the vast majority of people go there for serious education. Many people just party there, but of course they probably won’t admit it and say that they want to get a bachelors in psychology or whatever. For some reason we apparently live in this messed up culture where someone who doesn’t go to college is seen as intellectually inferior, even if they aren’t in nearly as much debt, and actually make a decent amount of money (e.g. an electrician).
Again, some people may not want to admit this. But you probably know it’s true.
College is overrated.

Whether you want to admit it or not, it seems like for many people going to college nowadays is less about getting serious education and more about going there due to social pressure from parents, American culture, and/or to make an excuse to party a lot.

Of course, people probably don’t want to admit that, but I honestly think it’s true.

But apparently some Americans care way too much about their social status, so maybe they’ll abuse college and use it as a flex.

Like this:

Alex: I went to University at Buffalo.

Sam (who’s from an upper middle class white suburban family): I went to Yale. LOOK AT ME I’M SO SPECIAL AND SMART!!!

Alex: (might be secretly jealous, but probably because we live in the USA, going to college is a bragging right to show how “smart you are”, even if you’re a terrible person. So Alex keeps quiet).
by EccentricCookie123 July 2, 2023
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