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college

a place where you get fat, fomo, depressed and leave with a shit ton of debt
person 1: hey, isn’t that tristan at mojo dining hall? why does he look so dead inside?
person 2: yeah i think it is...must be college that made him a sad boi
by simps4sale October 11, 2020
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hayling college

Girl: what school do you go to
Me: hayling college

Girl: I'm sorry

Me: yep
by Littlelorehunter September 3, 2023
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Scott Community College

a community college with the hottest bitches, especially Payton and Sam
Wow, Payton is so sexy. She must be going to Scott Community College!
by Hotbitchesonly September 15, 2022
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Redfield College

Underrated School. Small, but produces world class gentlemen.
Gheez, those Redfield College boys are an example of true gentlemen
by O.P.P February 27, 2021
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Oakton Community College

Oakton Community College is a community college located in Des Plaines, Illinois, right on the Des Plaines River.

Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.

There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
Guy dylan: Yo, I go to Oakton Community College!!

Gal Sasha: I'm sorry for your loss
by outrageousrickyxoxo September 3, 2024
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Gilmore College

Absolute shithole of a high school located in Kwinana, Perth.
Known for it's drug dealers and fights, this independent public school might as well be known as a Smokemart dependent on the students selling cones and vapes in the toilets.
"yo brah what school u go to?"
"fark dard I go to Gilmore College it's so shit I swear."
"shit man i heard that place is full of junkies."
"yeah ded."
by bigjohnson2000 February 28, 2025
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college

a place where you fall in love with the library again. Can really be a stronghold support for your love life later. Applying for it is very frustrating you have to sort of endure the most annoying waking up hours
college is a great way to get you part of the team that will make you so happy later.
by temple girl April 25, 2025
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