do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.

Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?

by user46589281 May 30, 2020

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025

I want you to be less alive!

Either asking you to pass out, or to die.

In A netflix parody movie made entirely by AI:
Victim girl tied to a seat about to be thrown onto saws: What will you do to me?
Chainsaw holding murderer man with devil mask: I want you to be less alive!

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 21, 2023

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse

Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools

by Call Me (626) -665 - 3202 September 16, 2024

Do you want to come over for a cuppa

How Brits ask if you want to come round for tea, like actual tea with tea and scones and jam and stuff

Richard: do you want to come over for a cuppa?

by HealthyDreamrr July 16, 2023

so someone gets hit and you want to mention my name

.

so someone gets hit and you want to mention my name

by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

i wanted you

its a definition of i liked you but you didn't realize because you are fucking stupid now i don't like you anymore

i wanted you.

by ilovesabrinacarpenter January 22, 2023