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jism tree

Basically the same thing as a whore or slut. Just way more demeaning.
I bet dat ho smell like a jism tree after getting mutted last night.
by Spratt626 November 17, 2015
mugGet the jism treemug.

tree

a tall ,green and leafy stick.
can be mistaken for a giant salad kebab.
'hey there tall ,green and leafy can i eat your branches?'

TREEEEEEEE
by CDS And Meow April 8, 2016
mugGet the treemug.

The Smoking Tree

The Smoking Tree (noun) is that one place at or near your high school where all the where stoners would go to smoke with minimized fear of getting caught. For example, at my high school the smoking tree is so big, it's leaves/pines conceal the smokers inside, so they will noy get caught.
The Smoking Tree refers to any place, not just huge trees, where people can smoke safely.
"Yo Tyrone, lets go drive to The Smoking Tree

during the lunch break so we can roll up this fat blunt."
by Yaboi AV November 2, 2017
mugGet the The Smoking Treemug.

tree shaming

Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.
After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
mugGet the tree shamingmug.

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021
mugGet the Planting the Fig Treemug.

Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.
Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.
by udson82 June 14, 2022
mugGet the Crying treemug.

Plum Tree

a tree full of sad discordians
most of them are in love with fictional characters they will never meet
they need to get a life
wow the plum tree is such a sad sight
by cody69420 October 11, 2021
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