Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

tree swinging

a term used to refer to african americans because they are monkeys and swing from trees

jahmal is such a tree swining monkey

"tree swinging"

by monkey poopere November 18, 2022

tree stopping

to sudenly be stoped in your travels by a tree

I seen Bob the other day skiing, he was tree stopping all the way down

by Al Dailly August 3, 2007

Happy Tree Friends

It's not what you think it is.

It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.

Sawyer: Hey Ethan, have you heard of Happy Tree Friends?
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 December 22, 2023

Tree

someone who is a fucking tall ass bitch and is literally the size of a tree. TREEs. Smoke trees not weed. I mean like branches from those things that grow out of the ground, not the tall ass bitches. Actually, no, chop off their limbs. Smoke them.

He's a tree.

by SatanHimself*4 September 22, 2019

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by family tree maker 2019 September 17, 2019

Tree

Steven Kent

You seen Tree around?
Guy: Nah boy he probs up on WoW init

by James*~*~*~*~ October 17, 2008