Fake Friend

Fake Friends are literally the worst friends. They pretend to like you but backstab you. Sorry to break it to you but we’ve all had at least one fake friend in our life. Check yourself because you might be one of them👀

Gossip Girl#1: Hey did you see the nudes that Jenna leaked of her best friend! It was a whole forest down there.
Gossip Girl #2: Yeah I even saw Jenna talking crap about her best friend in the lockeroom today! What a fake friend...

by seoulstel December 03, 2018

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Fake

One who can't practice what they preach

"Man, that Calvin is fake as fuck!"

by Freaakinnbrown May 23, 2024

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fake friend

a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.

bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*

by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019

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Fake twalling

Pretending to be or do something

Girl#1: I'm about to fight this girl after work

Girl #2: stop "fake twalling"

by A.N.R.D. March 12, 2017

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Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

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