A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.
They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.
by Communi February 18, 2021
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When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
by barbaroja August 8, 2023
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A person who lies to anyone about a situation then when they are confronted, they continue to lie about the situation, only to find that they are the cause of the situation, yet will continue to lie. They are liars who are faking innocent so that their ass don’t get into trouble. He or she is Considered a fake ass fake.
Jane doe” lies to her uncle about braking his watch that he lent to his nephew. “Jane Doe “ broke the watch and blamed it in the nephew. The Uncle knew that Jane Doe broke the watch but Jane Doe kept lying. Jane doe told her Uncle that she would never break anything of his, yet she confessed later that she broke the watch. Since Jane doe Faked that she had nothing to do with the watch Being broke she is considered a fake ass fake.
by Tlsvme October 25, 2020
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Oooooh! So the acting it out part is ancillary!? It’s the belief that is more important? Ok. Good to know. I thought you actually had to do the shit that the book says but you don’t have to act it out. You just do whatever you want too. Neat. Ok. Cool. I thought I was doing it wrong.
Hym “Ok. It’s not that I think the people I’m talking about are Fake Christians. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that the creature is real. But you use the book as the basis of your morality. If you’re not doing what the book says, you’re also immoral. By your own standards. And that’s what this is about. When you apply the standards that are being imposed on me to the people doing the imposing. They are just as guilty as I am. And it’s not just the act that you want to control. It’s the discourse. That’s why you don’t want people to listen to me or you want to cherry-pick to which parts they listen. Because if I am too compelling, people do what I want them to do instead of doing what you want them to do. If your logos was superior you wouldn’t need to use subterfuge. You’ve proven that you (And not you, you but you in general) don’t care about people being cancelled. You just don’t think it should be you. I’m not convinced. Especially in light of recent events. They might be more right about you than you care to admit.”
by Hym Iam November 4, 2022
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If someone makes a ornument that looks expensive.
by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
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a girl who tells people there lesbian to get attention from a group of LBGT women or men mostly in middle school,but are straight
Tallulah is such o fake lez
by bubbles.a.s123 April 7, 2019
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on august 11th it’s national fake friends day. the day where you get to post about all of your supposed “friends” or you could confront them or judge decide to block all of them.
get ready it’s almost fake friends day, i sure have a lot of people to post abt
by gæking<3 August 10, 2021
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