Phantom vibration

When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.

Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.

Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.

by EricMLP June 11, 2016

Good Vibration

a piece of paper that one reads in the morning that has a positive quote

"hey Eddie read a good vibration"
"sure"
*Eddie reads* weetbix and rice

by RoyBae July 22, 2018

Vibrator

Man's worse nightmare

That Vibrator ruined are relationship

by Your guide to the Internet April 3, 2016

Vibration Examination

A formal term for vibe check

"Ok, as your doctor, I'mma have to give you a vibration examination."

by LewdNinja January 17, 2020

Zen vibrator

A vibrator that helps you "come without attachments".

I went to the ashram yesterday afternoon. They were giving out a free. Zen vibrator so I went home and medibated for the rest of the day!

by 4realazitgits April 18, 2021

Vibrator

A thing girl stick in their pussies to gain some pleasure

Poison had stolen a vibrator from her mothers bag and switched it on. She slipped it in her pussy, moaning like crazy.
Then her mother came in…
Duh Duh Duh!

Poison: I shoved a vibrator up my ass!
Ivy: how did it feel?
Poison: Amazing!

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

Phantom Vibration Syndrome

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!

Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"

by 4uffin July 5, 2023