Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.
“Today is a wonderful day!”
by yindi December 4, 2019
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When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!
Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD
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28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug
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When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.
Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.
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Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!
Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!
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Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday
At 3am

Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing

Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
by Stella_Star September 20, 2022
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