It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over
Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique
That’s the bagel melt technique
by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023

The evasive position for an organisation who's received a complaint.
The purpose of the hamper technique is to deliberately misinterpret a person's complaint in order to avoid acknowledging that something has gone wrong.
(Often used by companies, councils and government departments / services.)
The purpose of the hamper technique is to deliberately misinterpret a person's complaint in order to avoid acknowledging that something has gone wrong.
(Often used by companies, councils and government departments / services.)
1. I complained to the bicycle company because after I paid, they sent me a bike without peddles. They emailed straight back to say they were investigating my complaint that I had bought a banana from them and didn't like the taste. Two days later I got an "official" closed complaint letter which explained that they did not sell bananas so it they did not hold any responsibility for the taste of bananas. The Hamper Technique in Effect!
2. I contacted my local hospital for a copy of their complaints procedure after they stitched me back up with a pair of scissors left inside my stomach. Three weeks later, I was sent a summary of my complaint which stated that I'd complained about the number of stitches they used. (The Hamper Technique).
2. I contacted my local hospital for a copy of their complaints procedure after they stitched me back up with a pair of scissors left inside my stomach. Three weeks later, I was sent a summary of my complaint which stated that I'd complained about the number of stitches they used. (The Hamper Technique).
by Davina Los-Defino May 05, 2018

While eating food such as a chicken tender, you dip both sides in sauce or you can use two different sauces and then eat it.
by The Dapper Dan Man May 04, 2018

The process of pulling the females pants and (or) leggings and take the end of a pencil where the eraser is and slowly rubbing it on the thigh/vaginal area
“During art class I saw a boy giving the Romanian pencil technique to one of the thots when the teacher wasn't looking!”
by lilqdawwgg February 20, 2020

Me. Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I Am So Screwed
L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!
L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!
by L.C.P.D October 21, 2022

The act to intervene during a class with the only specific intention of filling up the time and avoid that the professor may be able to ask questions or change topic.
"Damn, we still have 45 minutes?!"
"Don't worry, I read a couple of papers vaguely connected to it, I'll use the Alawsi-Radice's technique"
"Don't worry, I read a couple of papers vaguely connected to it, I'll use the Alawsi-Radice's technique"
by HungerArchaeologist January 18, 2024

by Fast Spider May 31, 2024
