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black technique

When you go take a shit at work just to look at memes.
If you want to look at memes at work use the black technique
by MountainChicken November 28, 2017
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Technique

Technique is a boy who has an amazing personality. Everyone loves him and his sense of humor is to die for. He has muscles that every girl loves. He stands up for his friends.
I wish I was like Technique... everyone wants be like him.
by Under z January 29, 2018
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The Dumbbell Technique

While eating food such as a chicken tender, you dip both sides in sauce or you can use two different sauces and then eat it.
He's using the dumbbell technique to eat his chicken tenders.
by The Dapper Dan Man May 4, 2018
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The Hamper Technique

The evasive position for an organisation who's received a complaint.

The purpose of the hamper technique is to deliberately misinterpret a person's complaint in order to avoid acknowledging that something has gone wrong.

(Often used by companies, councils and government departments / services.)
1. I complained to the bicycle company because after I paid, they sent me a bike without peddles. They emailed straight back to say they were investigating my complaint that I had bought a banana from them and didn't like the taste. Two days later I got an "official" closed complaint letter which explained that they did not sell bananas so it they did not hold any responsibility for the taste of bananas. The Hamper Technique in Effect!

2. I contacted my local hospital for a copy of their complaints procedure after they stitched me back up with a pair of scissors left inside my stomach. Three weeks later, I was sent a summary of my complaint which stated that I'd complained about the number of stitches they used. (The Hamper Technique).
by Davina Los-Defino May 5, 2018
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romanian pencil technique

The process of pulling the females pants and (or) leggings and take the end of a pencil where the eraser is and slowly rubbing it on the thigh/vaginal area
“During art class I saw a boy giving the Romanian pencil technique to one of the thots when the teacher wasn't looking!”
by lilqdawwgg February 20, 2020
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A I U TECHNIQUE

The A I U t technique is a power calling ritual that can be used while battling
It can also end the universe
He used the A I U TECHNIQUE to gain power!
by R0ckoM3mer May 14, 2020
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Ice Technique

First, you take 4 ice cubes. For a male, you would first shove one up your ass then put two on your testicles, then put one on your "tip" then let it all melt.

For females, take one ice cube then shove it up your ass, then put 2 in your vagina, then finally shove one down your throat.
Wanna see me perform my ice technique? *epicly takes out 4 ice cubes*
by Xxboomer4daysxX July 24, 2020
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