Dhami Technique

A technique used by the less fortunate and taught by the great DHAMI. First discovered in 1703 by a man stuck in a sexless marriage. Involves the male using a special technique applying a tornado like motion with the penis to the vagina. 100% success rate.

I used the Dhami Technique and lost my virginity.

The Dhami Technique helped me convince my girlfriend in having sexual intercourse.

by The great Dhami October 20, 2021

pillow technique

Used in the movies when two actors place a pillow between their genitals during sex scenes.

For this next scene we’re going to use the pillow technique.

by SithKabob April 25, 2022

Reverse Rizz Technique

Reverse Rizz Technique: A Rizz Technique where you start off by insulting a shorty and then proceed to take back your statement as a joke making her become more intrested in you than if you just approached her being nice. This works because the Emotional Distance from dislike to like is greater than having no opnion to liking someone.

Basically, turning something negative into something positive.

Eugene: Yo Isaiah , How do I use Reverse Rizz Technique?
Isaiah : Watch This. (Walks up to girl)
Isaiah : Hey, lowkey you look like fiona from shrek no bullshit.
Girl 1: What the fuck..?
Jamal: Nah, i'm just fucking with you, you look mad cute, slide em digits
Girl 1: (Giggles) Okay.

by Sealed Dev December 28, 2023

caterpillar technique

When you stick it in her soft and wiggle until it gets hard

“Bro me and girl tried the caterpillar technique last night”

by That1Aussie December 28, 2021

Reverse Rizz Technique

Rizzing someone up with an insult and then a compliment to make them like you more than if you just gave a compliment

Jerry: "Yo Tom, What's Reverse Rizz Technique?"
Tom: Watch This, "Hey girl you lowkey look like your got rbf"
Girl 1: "What?"
Tom: "Nah I'm just playing, I like your fit though."
Girl 1: "Thanks! You're kinda cute what's your insta?"
Jerry: (In Disbelief)

by Sealed Dev January 31, 2024

the giyuu technique

Another name for depressive masturbation

“You didn’t bring anyone home last night?”

“No, I used the giyuu technique instead”

“Fucking loser”

by Jashin-sama March 19, 2023

Illegal Building Technique

When You Build Legos The Wrong Way And The Cops Get Called On You.

Me. Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I Am So Screwed

L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!

by L.C.P.D October 21, 2022