christ rifle

A nail gun

I need to replace some shingles on the roof. Will someone grab my Christ rifle?

by Ejdjdbajw December 28, 2021

Golden Rifle

The act of ejaculating in a girl's mouth in the morning when the sun is rising while she's giving head, making your surrounding walls more than the money you have in your pocket.

"So yesterday, she and I woke up and we were in the mood. I gave her my first golden rifle"

by Technically_Thinking June 10, 2014

Chowder Rifle

The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.

Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.

by Backdoor Bino June 3, 2019

Rifle Nips

Boobs that have a point at the end of them, also referred to as "triangle boobs."

Dude, last night, I saw a girl and she totally had a pair of Rifle Nips.

by Thatguyoverthere. October 10, 2012

Getting Jiggy With A Rifle

Masturbation
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost

Teddy Hyde : I’m getting jiggy with a rifle

by TorioWasHere May 26, 2023

I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.

Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*

by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014

King's African Rifles

The King's African Rifles (KAR), were a European colonial force who sought to exterminate Dhulbahante, during Darawiish era

she opposed King's African Rifles (KAR)

by khatumo November 2, 2020