A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone
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Get the Christianity mug.An awesome guy who is the best at making anyone feel special and at making anyone feel like he’s their best friend his soft and fluffy brown hair will make you want to fall asleep and his eyes of maple and chocolate with put you in a soothing vibe, Christian is never the popular guy at school but he has his group of friends that mean the world to him he’s is very un confident about himself but through anyone else’s eyes they see the world and his very funny and quirky he is strong and is never afraid of a challenge he is the absolute best once you Ik ow him and you’ll never want to let him go, he’s an amazing boyfriend and has a huge package but doesn’t brag about it and he is super good in bed :)
:How was your date with Christian?
:Good I couldn’t walk for the past few days.
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:Good I couldn’t walk for the past few days.
The definition of an awesome guy.
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Get the Christian mug.Maranatha Christian Academy a high school in Oakwood Georgia, in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. if you haven’t actually gone to Maranatha or know someone who goes there, chances are when you pass by it you will not only not realize it’s a school but you also probably just won’t not ice it at all. The people who run the place are grouchy old farts who call you out on everything and so are some of the teachers, but there are a few teachers that really come in clutch and you’ll never forget. The students at Maranatha are people who are either toxic or amazing. There is no in between but either way they remember each other for life because the students at Maranatha have all gone through the same shit so unfortunately they’re all bonded for life whether they like it or not.
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Get the Maranatha Christian Academy mug.Christian is a person who, at first seems like he couldn't care, is actually a caring and wonderful person. He is someone you can joke with and make the funniest jokes with, but also be there when your at your lowests. He has the most beautiful eyes ever, bright and ever so detailed.
His face almost looks as if angles carved it. He is smart and is really good in making music. He can just take his instrument and make a song from the top of his head. Something that most people admire about him. He is so creative and so interesting. He makes the most compelling conversations. He has dealt with terrible people in the past, it has affected him negatively, but it has also made him grow as a person. The people who have hurt him, shouldn't never get the chance to have him in their lives again. He deserves only the best out of people. What's funny is that He puts everyone first even if he is struggling. He only wants you to be happy. Because if your happy, he's happy. He is someone you can truly admire. If you ever meet someone like him, your really lucky. Really really?? Really really :)
His face almost looks as if angles carved it. He is smart and is really good in making music. He can just take his instrument and make a song from the top of his head. Something that most people admire about him. He is so creative and so interesting. He makes the most compelling conversations. He has dealt with terrible people in the past, it has affected him negatively, but it has also made him grow as a person. The people who have hurt him, shouldn't never get the chance to have him in their lives again. He deserves only the best out of people. What's funny is that He puts everyone first even if he is struggling. He only wants you to be happy. Because if your happy, he's happy. He is someone you can truly admire. If you ever meet someone like him, your really lucky. Really really?? Really really :)
John: hey guess what!
Max: what's up?
John: I made a friend named Christian!
Max: wow your so lucky man!
John I know right?
Max: what's up?
John: I made a friend named Christian!
Max: wow your so lucky man!
John I know right?
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Get the Christian mug.He is the most loyal, caring, handsomest, beautiful loving,selfless,and kindest husband.He always cheers me up when I'm feeling at my worst and is always there for me no matter what.He has the biggest heart in the whole planet and never thinks twice before doing something nice.He is very very handsome with the brightest smile i have ever seen ever, and he has a laugh so contagious i cant help but be giddy with endorphins whenever i'm around him. He's the funniest and the most out of pocket person ever, and really loves all sorts of crazy animals. He always gives me so so so so much love and the most clingiest cuddliest husband ever. He never makes me feel judged or makes me feel like i have to change myself at all. He loves me with who i am and i love him for who he is. With him, its such a deep connection there's so much comfort than in the word comfort.With him, time flies and goes slowly at the same time. His hugs, always feel like home. His hands, are like puzzle pieces that perfectly align with mine. His voice, like my favorite comfort song that im able to listen to on repeat for hours on end.No urban dictionary could even begin to describe my love for my husband. Because with him, life is just beautiful. And I can't wait to spend the rest of it with him.
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