Christian

A guy who buys too many YEEZYS and the complains about his wife’s Amazon shopping

Christian buys too many YEEZYs

by Yourmom8128 November 23, 2021

Christian

He was a the sexiest guy in ur school. He has flawless hair. And very sweet funny and kind and caring. He is the best boyfriend a girl can have

Christian is just sexy and kind

by Grahieks May 11, 2018

Christian Jr

Cutest man on earth, high pitch voice, but pulls the most girls out of him and his dad.

“Your so lucky you got with Christian Jr”
“I know isn’t he so hot”

by notchrisjr February 26, 2022

OSRS Christian Clan

The members are welcoming, encouraging, and respectful, creating a positive environment where players can connect, grow, and support one another in Old School RuneScape adventures and Discord chats. It’s a place where faith and friendship come together naturally.

Our Discord: discord.gg/gX7ynCj7eU

Zorva is a OSRS Christian Clan that truly values fellowship and community.

by Tony2020 November 16, 2025

Christian Hale

An obese cunt that eats male ass on a daily it is disgusting

You’re such a fucking Christian hale bruh

by chrishalesawasteman September 14, 2020

Politically christian

A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.

A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious

B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!

by axellpaxel June 14, 2025

christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022