iPad guy

A side piece,Someone who doesn’t deserve to be on your phone

Oh yeah don’t worry he’s just an iPad guy

by Jimmygreg October 27, 2022

iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.

“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “

by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024

Ipad

It’s a magical device that will slowly fuck up your brain by watching skibidi toilet and lankybox or anything that rots your brain.It also fucked up gen alpha.

Kid 1: skibidi toilet Ohio rizz level 5 gyat kai cenat grimace shake.

Kid 2: the fuck is wrong with your brain? Do you have an iPad or something?

by Urban dictionary user23 April 11, 2024

iPad Kid

Pretty girls named Allie who play Plants vs. Zombies

Allie is an iPad Kid because she is pretty and plays Plants vs. Zombies

by Allie #1 Fan July 26, 2021

iPad girl

An iPad girl is a type of iPad kid, they usually listen musics, playing games or watching videos with they're headphones or earphones, or sometimes drawing in procreate and Ibis paint.

"Hey look, I found an iPad girl in setia city

mall!! "

Haiqal: that's Zafeera mannerd, she always likes family-oriented shows rather than liking electro boom videos.

Alif M: she's just always watching family shows while he was eating??

by iPad girl January 21, 2024

Ipad Kid

A kid born between 2012-2020 who is constantly using an ipad to watch stupid videos or play stupid money-grabbing games. Typically an entitled brat.

John's little brother is such an ipad kid.

by headshotcraft January 28, 2023

iPad

A device used by some mothers (not all) to shut up ungrateful screaming toddlers while they ask me how I can be so mad as to not want kids.
iPads can also be used by some grateful children or by older people (50+) as their eyes have become too unable to see anything smaller- not trying to be rude it’s just the truth :)

Some mums (not all): Teddy pls stop screaming here have the iPad

Teddy: *stops screaming and becomes entranced by the iPad*

by Doratheexplorastwin June 15, 2021