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ipad veg

TSTS bum nobody likes them ew
Ew look that that filthy ipad veg
by Silly veg November 5, 2025
mugGet the ipad vegmug.

Ipad kid

A 9 year old who is always on his iPad that probably has a bulky neon case. usually drooling while watching YouTube, playing Minecraft, or playing roblox. Continues to watch his iPad even if he is walking, eating, sleeping, etc.

they contort their bodies around couches and chairs in the most awkward of positions, not even paying attention to their surroundings.
Oh my GAWD, Gavin is such an iPad kid. His parents were fighting and threw a vase that shattered right by him but he didn’t even notice since he was watching those stupid FNAF gaming videos on YouTube while eating apple slices and drooling on the couch.”
by absolut_DAWGWATRE June 28, 2022
mugGet the Ipad kidmug.

iPad Kid

A child likely between the ages of 4-7 who have an iPad with Cheeto dust with soda or juice stainscovered on it , and camp on Roblox games like Jailbreak, Mad City, etc, They don’t go places, They go ballistic when the iPad gets taken away, they are socially deprived, they don’t touch grass, they watch CocoMelon on blast, they have the volume up all the way, and they cough LOUD AF.
iPAD KiDS RUIN JAILBREAK BY CAMPING.

Bro my sister is an iPad kid.

Man I was at Walmart and I heard an iPad kid throw a tantrum cause the mom had to take her phone away to pay with her phone.

Bro iPad kids need to stop green-screening my videos dawg.

What is up with iPad kids and Skibidi Toilet?
by Shæt March 28, 2024
mugGet the iPad Kidmug.

Ipad

It’s a magical device that will slowly fuck up your brain by watching skibidi toilet and lankybox or anything that rots your brain.It also fucked up gen alpha.
Kid 1: skibidi toilet Ohio rizz level 5 gyat kai cenat grimace shake.

Kid 2: the fuck is wrong with your brain? Do you have an iPad or something?
by Urban dictionary user23 April 11, 2024
mugGet the Ipadmug.

iPad

by funny guy 14932 February 26, 2019
mugGet the iPadmug.

iPad

A device used by some mothers (not all) to shut up ungrateful screaming toddlers while they ask me how I can be so mad as to not want kids.
iPads can also be used by some grateful children or by older people (50+) as their eyes have become too unable to see anything smaller- not trying to be rude it’s just the truth :)
Some mums (not all): Teddy pls stop screaming here have the iPad

Teddy: *stops screaming and becomes entranced by the iPad*
by Doratheexplorastwin June 15, 2021
mugGet the iPadmug.

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