ipad kid

the most musty crusty ass kid you'll ever meet you will find apple sauce or some mixture of food on their ipad, you can tell whos a ipad by the clothes they wear, their shirts are cocomelon or baby shark or a creeper sweatshirt and their pant are blue always blue. amkes sure they dont take your phone what they say before they take your phone is '' do you have games on your phone" then they add finger prints all over your phone

my brother is an ipad kid!

by Quandale_dingle the 3rd June 1, 2022

ipad kid

that one stupid unsocial kid who has an ipad at the age of 2-9 and 20 years later the parents wonder why their kid was a elementary and middle school loser.

Briana: Why is that kid with his ipad and not playing basketball outside with his cousins?

Abdul: He's an ipad kid, he lacks basic social skills and has never talked to anybody but their mom and dad.

by jimyjohn December 19, 2021

AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

Uhm basically me

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

by bee_offical April 2, 2022

You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.

Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.

Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

Ipad 2013

When someone says they can't text you right now because their phone got "confiscated" so they pull up the lamest and cringiest excuse

Last time Mateo was texting me on his Ipad 2013 while simultaneously texting Danger on his phone.

by XaApPaAx November 21, 2020

Ipad Kid

anyone that was born after 2009 automatically becames a sticky ipad kid

oh you were born in 2009? ew, sticky little ipad kid

by allthecheesesticks March 19, 2022