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iPad Kid

really annoying kids that for some reason always has sticky fingers and will do what ever they can to touch your phone. really annoying.
man 1: ur bad at this game
mam 2: oh ya, well ur an iPad kid so stfu
man 1: i hope u fucking get into a car crash and not die but get very badly injured but have all ur family members die while u having every bone in ur body broken. When u get in that crash ur car will be set on fire due to the impacted speed and u will be cooked like frog legs. U will have glass lodged in ur eyes, arms, big teas, and ears and won't be able to move/walk for years and then die of the pain ur have to go through 10 years latter.
man 2: see, ur an iPad kid
by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022
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You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.
Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!
by SickoMob November 20, 2020
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IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.
I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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Ipad kid

An iPad kid is Marco
Marco the ipad kid only says ‘ur mom’ the whole day
by Jisoocanoodle May 7, 2022
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ipad kid

paige f…
1: Ew is that person drinking milk

2: Yeah that’s Paige, the ipad kid.
by tavvvvvvvv March 21, 2022
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iPad

A device created by Apple Inc., released on January 27, 2010, that features a display size between 7.9 inches and 12.9 inches, that has been updated for 12 years.
I just got my new iPad Pro M1, but it performs just as well as my 2018 version!
by No source definitions April 23, 2022
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