cuban ipad 

term used in 2015 to tell someone that their roblox exploits are trash

Cuban Ipad Exploits

cuban ipad by P0larr November 25, 2020

sticky ipad kid 

a child who uses and ipad that is always dirty and covered in grime. then use the ipad in weird, contorted positions and often cough all over the ipad. they are disgusting.

ew look at that sticky ipad kid.

sticky ipad kid by cassidybowe July 29, 2021

crusty ipad kid 

that one cocomelon loving 6 year old old whose ipad is constantly encrusted in a thick layer of cheeto dust and snot.

dude that freaking crusty ipad kid just sneezed on his sister!
what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners

crusty ipad kid by ilovecrabrangoons52 March 9, 2022

dirty ipad kid 

a child who is obsessed with ipad and will not get an iphone

Little timmy screamed at his mom because he wanted an ipad not a phone and said “i’m a dirty ipad kid not a phone child”

dirty ipad kid by ipad obsessed March 22, 2021

Cheeto Ipad

When a autistic kid spills his oven baked Cheetos on his cracked iPad mini 1 with an otter box on it. He was also drinking Hi-C to make sure his iPad was extra sticky to play Clash Royale and Minecraft. He gets bored and breaks his iPad.

This kid is such a Cheeto iPad. He just broke a wall!

Cheeto Ipad by The other hand I have been in May 16, 2017

tapped more times than an ipad 

When a girl has had sex with a bunch of dudes.

Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.

tapped more times than an ipad by J-Rock_Darkpoint September 11, 2011

cheeto ipad kid 

its where a kid gets all their crusty dusty musty cheeto dust on their ipad

“jimmy, you are a cheeto ipad kid”
“mommeh im only 3 what do you expect “

cheeto ipad kid by xanyue March 15, 2022