Michigan turkey burger

A Michigan turkey burger is when you take a cup of Hershey's chocolate syrup (specifically Hershey's) and cum into it, mix it, and put the concoction into a s'mores, then you shove the s'mores up the woman's ass and have her push it out, and then you both eat half of it

"yeah, me and my girl tried out the Michigan Turkey burger last night"

Michigan turkey burger by 🟩BPO🟩 November 18, 2025

Mr. Burger 

(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."

"Yo, Mr. Burger is the best teacher dawg!"
"Yo I know, DAWG!"

Mr. Burger by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019

buy someone with the name of a month a burger day 

22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.

“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”

buy someone with the name of a month a burger day by burger_lover. May 22, 2024

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A good example of complete silliness that will eventually leak into your personal life, and ruin your entire life. Saying, writing, sign languaging, or whatever you do with this will most likely result in a one time truck ride to the nearest maximum security prison. Typically written in graffiti, or on elementary-schoolers' notebooks, this is severely offensive to every single human in the world. Being said, it will refer to someone as a foolish little kid, who only understands foolish talk like the word in question. Warning: this may result in the loss of many friendships

You're an amogus sus skibidi toilet ohio gyat fanum tax among us sussy baka burger grimace shake.

amogus sus skibidi toilet ohio gyat fanum tax among us sussy baka burger grimace shake by We Are Here If You Complain March 5, 2024

Bobs burgers syndrome 

When you can't stop watching bobs burgers

I think my roommate has Bobs burgers syndrome he has been non stop watching it for 14hrs straight

Bobs burgers syndrome by Brometheus February 2, 2015

Go to buggery 

1. A lighthearted and humorous alternative to either "Get fucked" or "Go to hell". Literally, "Leave now, and sometime in the near future find and participate in an act of sodomy."
2. To enter an unfavorable situation.

"You don't like it? Go to buggery."

Go to buggery by zmp February 10, 2005

BurgerFit 

A badass ground meat and veggie burger that gets the pickiest of eaters to eat more vegetables.

Person 1: "Dang girl, where'd you get that booty?"
Person 2: "Thanks, I'm BurgerFit."

"My girlfriend said I needed to start eating healthier so she started making me BurgerFit burgers. They were so good, I didn't even realize I was eating vegetables!"

"The only way we get our toddler to eat vegetables is through BurgerFit."

"I needed a quick breakfast so grabbed a BurgerFit burger and ran out the door."

"My husband won't eat vegetables so I tricked him by giving him BurgerFit burgers."

BurgerFit by Amanda Bernard July 12, 2019