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light the lavender

v.

1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.
It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.
by stephamie March 15, 2012
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Cameron Light

A very silly boy that does gardens with his father (William Light) and loves big men with big willy.
Stop being such a Cameron Light
by Cameron Light September 20, 2021
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Pure Traveling Light

The Sun is the “Pure Traveling Light” or simply our “PTL”
The Sun creates, provides, and sustain all life as we know and is the Pure Traveling Light and not really the “Sun”.
by The Covenant Messenger September 25, 2025
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ket lights

Multicoloured LED party lights that one would usually find in a ket den, or a UK university halls. Songs that compliment ket lights include most drum and bass, particularly 'The Damn Guy' by Grima x Azza.
Should we wack on the ket lights?
by _mayhem February 6, 2020
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lights out

when using a ciga-like vape and (such as a juul ) and you hit it until it won't
bro) dude did you see jeremy juuling in the back stall
bruh) yeh i heard he ghosted 16 lights outs'

bro) yeh he couldn't even walk after
by yung G-force October 11, 2018
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Light Year

A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.
Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.

Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.

Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
by Basedaf111 August 7, 2022
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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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