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Wench

let me nice and just call her a wench
by @redhdshorty July 1, 2021
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News wench

Journalist, reporter, editor, pagenator, news photographer
The news wenches wont stop harassing the serial killers wife for intimate details about their marriage.

I got in a car accident today and within 15 minutes the news wench showed up to take photos of the carnage.
by vixeyg May 17, 2011
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Sand Wench

Guy: "Man, she was an easy lay."

Dude: "I heard she was an exhibitionist. Where'd you go?"

Guy: "We went to the Beach at midnight."

Dude: "Ah. I figured she was a sand wench."
by Korgihl December 17, 2012
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Soup Wenches

Ladies that line up to bring a dude soup when he's sick.
"I got the covid but I'm ok. Got some soup wenches bringing me supplies."
by OMGDOGSONFIRE! July 5, 2023
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Wrench Wench

Somebody that flirts/sleeps with everybody at a mechanic shop.
Wow dude Sarah is such a wrench wench. She’s down there flirting with Dawson after she spent the night at Joe’s house last night.
by Hermano7 April 5, 2025
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Wench

by Gearcokebumfun January 31, 2020
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The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
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