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wench

The word "wench" is purely just another word for "young female child." It is Germanic in origin as many words in English are and yes. People still use it in such a way!
The wench in the store was so extremely nice when I fell into her on accident.
by @ibreiden May 16, 2016
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Ellis is such a wench!!!
by 8453 August 6, 2015
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wench tart

This wench tart gave the best head ever last night
by Deez Nutz 84 December 18, 2016
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cod wench

A person with fish like qualities, often stinks of fish, has no money.. and just so happens to be a wench.
Hello Derek, is this your wife? My word. What a cod wench!
by derby11 May 15, 2007
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Noodle Wench

Adj. A servile, preferably Italian mistress whose duties include noodle slurping, dough pulling, flour sprinkling, and pasta machine cranking.
Noodle Wench! Crank my moist dough, PRONTO! Mama Mia!”
by SoggyNoodle69 June 4, 2023
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Wench

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The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
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