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A freaking goodie

The pure shinyness the smoothness the cleanest the best of a African Americans bald scalp it's holy and secret it makes you think of a bongo everytime but you must resist each time you see one of these good lock people you must discreetly take a picture of it and send it to your friends with nothing more then a Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁
Sheldon: man take a look at Jasons head that's one shiny head of his

(Takes a picture of the bald head)

Murphy: (one new message from Sheldon) the picture of the goodie caption reads' Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Murphy: oh what a freaking goodie!!
by Bleeding guns February 3, 2023
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Goodie fucker

When ur penis is longer than ur leg
I have a goodie fucker that goes past my pant leg
by Gigga March 28, 2019
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Hoodie Goodie

When she givin you that good good and she only got a hoodie on
What’s got you in such a good mood today?”

“My girl gave me some of dat hoodie goodie before I left for work today”
by Whiplash716 November 12, 2022
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Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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Goodie Pack

A complimentary and/or purchaseable addition to a game which includes physical/digital content (i.e. artwork, audio, video, manuals, maps, etc.) These are most commonly included with physical media softwares, but CD Projekt has popularized them through their digital distribution platform at GOG.
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (GOG Version) includes a complimentary goodie pack.
Divinity: Original Sin 2 (GOG Version) includes a premium goodie pack, named "Divinity: Original Sin 2 - Divine Ascension."
by ehnonymoose June 23, 2019
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Goodies

Your booty/ass
Don't touch my goodies
by Dictionary machine 500 March 8, 2022
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woodies goodies

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis
She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".
by Dankmemetrash666 May 1, 2016
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