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pop-n-smear

the act of popping pimples or blackheads, and then proceed to smear it on a wall or mirror.
louis's mom: what are all these things all over the wall?
louis: relax mom, i pulled a pop-n-smear.
by aamandakocsiss January 25, 2020
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coochie smear

A coochie smear is, in loose terms, a smeared gastropod. The name is most often applied to land coochie smears, terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs. However, the common name coochie smear is also used for most of the members of the molluscan class Gastropoda that have a coiled smear that is large enough for the animal to retract completely into. When the word "coochie smear" is used in this most general sense, it includes not just land coochie smear but also numerous species of sea coochie smears and freshwater coochie smears. Gastropods that naturally lack a smear, or have only an internal smear, are mostly called coochie SHmears, and land coochie smears that have only a very small smear are often called semi-coochie smear.
get that coochie smear, get that coochie bread, then leave. PEACE OUT.
by coochie_smear_squad August 17, 2020
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Beef smears

"I wasn't going to wash my panties but then I noticed they had some serious beef smears."
by Trinkets friend March 13, 2012
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Smear

The act of one smearing human shit across their chest, usually done by another person against their will
He smells really bad, I bet he’s a smear
by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023
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Smears McGee

A term used when a person “smears” a lot, to the point of absurdity, to learn what a smear is, check the definition on smear by this same author
Man1: look at Smears McGee over there
Man2: oh yea, I can tell he’s a smear by the smell
by AverageCanadian7567 August 17, 2023
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Rona-Smear

Having your nussy swabbed like a pap-smear to test for Covid-19.
Going in for my fourth Rona-smear. Maybe they'll find the cheerio I left there in 1981.
by Nenegade January 18, 2021
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doodoo smeared

Being doodoo smeared is a personification of the word in the sense that it represents being high but to the extent that it deletes your spine and causes one's face to fall between one's thighs into the toilet bowl in which they are currently sitting over and in which is full of "doodoo" per say. So, it means you're hella high.
Damn bro your doodoo smeared after one boof?!
by hentaidoujin February 27, 2021
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