some guy: why is there a living object here in the middle of a grassy field with geometrical shapes
another guy: so you're saying object shows exist in real life
another guy: so you're saying object shows exist in real life
by random guy 2121 September 28, 2023
by Exhomain8492 April 17, 2020
And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.
Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"
by Hym Iam October 11, 2023
what you aren't
by PoliwagPi4554 January 31, 2021
A pretentious and usually insulting or moralizing way for self-absorbed, pseudointellectual people to say "an example to live by."
That douchebag professor just flunked me for plagerizing my paper. He said "Let your failure be an object lesson for your future efforts to decieve."
by g-worder October 26, 2016
Pipi Object Show (also known as POS) is a show made by a user called HSpungey. Pipi Object Show is a show about a group of friends doing funny doings together.
by Finc_Under November 18, 2022
A statement made using the word “objective” while simultaneously being completely subjective and inaccurate. Most cases include alarmingly cold takes, and shockingly one sided bias with no factual grounds to make the claim.
Objectively speaking, the 9th round is the best round to take a QB” Tyler stated with blind confidence
“Oh no you claimed to be objective, yet you used Maglione objective instead. Not only are you wrong, you’re stuck trying to sell how good Jared Goff is all year because no one wants to trade for that dogshit player”
“Oh no you claimed to be objective, yet you used Maglione objective instead. Not only are you wrong, you’re stuck trying to sell how good Jared Goff is all year because no one wants to trade for that dogshit player”
by Tyler Maglione August 18, 2022