the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL
by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 23, 2018
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Jumbo

a very large person or thing
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During the Trinity Test, the Jumbo device was another implosion device designed by the X2-A section of the Los Alamos laboratory to act as a failsafe device for the Trinity test explosion.
On the day of the Trinity test, confidence in the plutonium bomb "Gadget" led the Manhattan scientist to decide not to use Jumbo anymore.
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The 36th President of the United States of America. Most notable for his Civil Rights legislation, his “Great Society” program of domestic reforms, and the escalation of America’s involvement in the Vietnam War.
“I’ve gotta take ol’ Jumbo here and give him some exercise. I wonder who I’ll fuck tonight”
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The 36th President of the United States of America, serving from 1963 to 1969. Most notable for his Civil Rights legislation, his "Great Society" program of domestic reforms, and the escalation of America's involvement in the Vietnam War.
"I've gotta take ol' Jumbo here and give him some exercise. I wonder who I'll fuck tonight"
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Jumbo is fucking fat
wow that guy is Jumbo!
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Nickname for an existing American tank with thicker armor, designed for an assault role.
"Is that a Pershing?"
"No, that's a Jumbo Pershing."
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