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mumbo jumbo

The act of taking your fingers, putting them in all different directions, then sticking it up a womans vigina
Bro, last night i gave Ashley a mumbo jumbo
mumbo jumbo by mike wethington July 27, 2007

Mrs. Jumbo Rampage 

A shocking criminal act in which a deranged man goes crazy and begins attacking / killing / massacring a number of people uncontrollably in the most cruel, horrific and violent manner without stopping; such as a shooter on campus, a robber / gunman at a bank in a shootout with police, a man killing his family in a fit of rage, and a sadistic serial killer / assassin committing a massacre-like killing spree and increasing the body count of his targeting victims, including police officers who try to stop him.
These offenders are compared to Dumbo's mother who went wild scaring the children away and resisting restraint by the circus workers. They persistently refuse to refrain from their violent rampage!
Alex: Dude, did you just see that Prom Night film?

Andrew: HOLY FUCK! Yeah! Ya know that psycho teacher obsessed with Brittany Snow who literally disrupted a wild bash senior prom at a hotel and started killing like, EVERYBODY! Her friends, the hotel maids, the police, FUCK! That guy is a total sicko!

Alex: Yeah dude! Like he just went on a Mrs. Jumbo Rampage!

Mumbo Jumbo

a tough guy and or a techno acid rave lover.
Mumbo Jumbo by Darius April 25, 2003

Mumbo Jumbo

Mega virgin that plays with red stuff on a childs game.
Have you heard of Mumbo Jumbo? I bet he is a mega virgin that plays with red stuff on a childs game.
Mumbo Jumbo by Bababruhey November 6, 2020

mumbo-jumbo 

an offensive term for a black bbw
where are you my favorite mumbo-jumbo
mumbo-jumbo by Uncle Dimma February 15, 2015

the jumbo latte split 

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL