Robert Pastor Disaster

To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.

This is a 100 percent Robert Pastor disaster.

by Craig10 December 3, 2021

Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.

"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020

disaster

what people have

i have a disaster. people also have them to also have them.

by dadasasa August 31, 2020

Set up for disaster

Being a Walmart cashier

My boy Jorge was set up for disaster at Walmart.

by ItsJustRelatableBro July 18, 2022

Set up for disaster

Being a Walmart cashier.

My boy Jorge was set up for disaster at Walmart.

by ItsJustRelatableBro July 18, 2022

Hot Disaster

On the scale of fucked-up-ness, this falls somewhere between hot mess and dumpster fire, but not quite a train wreck (or maybe all of the above). Typically used to describe someone's emotional state, but also useful when describing a physical ailment, or mental instability.

This full moon energy has made me a hot disaster emotionally.

by robyn724x June 14, 2022

Housing Disaster

A term coined by Irish President Michael D Higgins, describing the housing crisis in Ireland created by Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil’s inaction and apathy towards the general public.

Viva Présidente!
Viva Uachtarán na hÉireann!

“It isn’t a crisis anymore, it is a disaster, a housing disaster”

by Nadine Coyle’s passport June 17, 2022