Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.
Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.
What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.
What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.
by Pickled Olive February 10, 2023
Get the Disaster forwardmug. When two or more people generally dislike each other and want nothing to do with them. However, the antics of one will invariably rope the other(s) into it, and they are essentially forced to go along with it in order to preserve their sanity, life, or both.
"Hear about what happened with Fred and Michael the other day?"
"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"
"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."
"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."
"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"
"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."
"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."
"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
by LimeTortilla March 13, 2025
Get the Disaster Friendsmug. To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.
by Craig10 December 3, 2021
Get the Robert Pastor Disastermug. Lana del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place...
Max: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
by i am most likely god August 15, 2024
Get the angel face disastermug. Natalie's room
by TurtleyKitten June 1, 2018
Get the disgusting disastermug. The remains after an anal rapage.
by jack6lei August 28, 2010
Get the tunnel disastermug. by moreori May 3, 2021
Get the Disaster Bimug.