disaster darling

A phrase used by Craig Revel Horwood on Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing With The Stars for when he’s in his usual shitty mood.

That was a disaster darling!

by Gameshow Loving VTuber Guy December 27, 2023

Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of a person who is always prepping for worst case scenarios and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

“You know Carol? She’s disaster forward. She’s always prepared.”

“What could happen if it’s not filed in 5 days? Don’t worry, I’m disaster forward and will have an action plan for you tomorrow.”

by anonymous February 10, 2023

Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.

"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020

natural disaster

When someone named adi Patel starts busting off to tom holland. The waves of cum will be so large , Shivams greatness pales in comparison to it.

An example of a natural disaster might be your local alien adi Patel busting off to Tom holland during computer science class in school

by Thegoatestshivam December 13, 2021

disaster zone

Shithole place (city, state, country)

Detroit is a disaster zone.

by Saucy1-2U May 2, 2018

disaster

what people have

i have a disaster. people also have them to also have them.

by dadasasa August 31, 2020

Milk Disaster

A conversation between two or more white people about something related to hood culture

David: “My glock is fantastic because it’s made of plastic.”

Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”

David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”

Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”

by Jackgyver January 7, 2022