Arkansas cousin

noun-a cousin you are secretly sleeping with.

1-"You know you my Arkansas cousin" says Tyrone to his female cousin while he tiptoes out the backdoor to avoid being seen.
2-"You my Arkansas cousin, we finna smash anyway".

by redbonegal April 12, 2014

Arkansas Bagpipe

When you take the bladder out of a box of wine, throw it over your shoulder, and drink all night from the spout.

That dude with the Arkansas Bagpipe was trashed!

by NurseRatchett February 27, 2021

alphabetical Arkansas

Wacky 'n' wonderful "A-to-Z" definitions pertaining to da "state wif another state's name inside it" region.

Prime examples of "alphabetical Arkansas" include:
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Fayetteville Arkansas

Beautiful blue college town, home of the U of A, Walmart, Hobos and College kids, and a lot of gay people.

I've wasted my life potential in Fayetteville Arkansas.

by MrSpicyMcChicken September 1, 2025

Arkansas Suitcase

A paper sack, or anything that is not really a suitcase that a person from Arkansas uses as a suitcase.

There she goes filling up her Arkansas Suitcase.

by Jr H Roger April 14, 2023

Arkansas Wet Willy

When you give a girl a wet willy but instead of using your finger and saliva. You stick your cummed up dick in her ear.

I gave Camden an Arkansas Wet Willy last night and he couldn’t hear.

by Camden Scott April 22, 2025

Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!

I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!

by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023