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Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
by anonymous November 23, 2024
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Arkansas Bagpipe

When you take the bladder out of a box of wine, throw it over your shoulder, and drink all night from the spout.
That dude with the Arkansas Bagpipe was trashed!
by NurseRatchett February 27, 2021
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Arkansas girls

Arkansas girls are beautiful, strong, and love able. They know how to have fun but at the same time they know how to be serious. If you ever find a true Arkansas girl never let her go. You will never find someone like her again. If you let her she will give you all of her love! She is not a city girl but she is not a total farm girl ether. She is just an around lovely person!
by Lovely crazy April 20, 2019
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Arkansas Meltdown

Similar to a Shibuya Meltdown, the Arkansas Meltdown consists of a person lathering their home walls with red wine. This situation only happens after consuming a hefty amount of red wine from a box.
Yo Chase, how do you feel after that Arkansas Meltdown last night?
by ThatsOK01 August 4, 2024
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Arkansas Asphyxiation

Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.
My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.
by Kingofthe$outh February 22, 2023
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Arkansas campfire

The same act as the Colorado Campfire, but with your sibling, parent or close relative
"Last night my sister made me give her a Arkansas Campfire. It was delicious."
by Ronald Burgundy October 4, 2022
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Suicide by Arkansas

Doing devil worship in Arkansas to get Salem witch style executed
by ice-man2 January 5, 2024
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