Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 18, 2018

Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob

So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.

by Whattareyoudoing March 19, 2018

Platonic

Unromantic and borderline sexually deviant

Hey babe, I know it is our first anniversary Sundy and it may be platonic to ask, but you wanna tag team Brian this weekend?

by tragicapathy June 2, 2021

Platonic

unromantic and borderline sexually deviant

Hey, it may be platonic to ask, but wanna tag team Brian this weekend?

by tragicapathy June 2, 2021

Platonic

Just a common friend

My experience with this person is simply platonic

by March 28, 2022

Platonic

Yes you want them to be gay for each other but naw. Face the facts already. They just are so affectionate and loving. Yes, they just love each other so so so very much.

Jen and Judy's(Dead To Me 2019-) relationship are platonic.

by Jen Harding October 17, 2020

Non-Platonic Hate

A hate towards a person, derived from sexual emotions.

Bb didn't want sum fuk. I am experiencing unexpected Non-Platonic Hate.

by Pinostar November 9, 2017