Morning Wood

George Butler

George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!

by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021

Tiger Woods

a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.

Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.

Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”

by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019

Scarlett Woods

An amazing person who will always make you laugh. Anyone who has the username Scarlett usually likes a lot of colors. Bubble blowers are her favorite thing! Always usable. Very bubbly person and always fun to hangout with.

Scarlett Woods uses the bubble blower a lot. Isn't she fun to talk to?

by ur just bad 😉 February 16, 2023

Wood

A backwoods cigar. Often times when being reffered to as wood the person smoking the cigar is not using tabacco, but rather marijuana or other substances.

Tyone - Imma go smoke some wood with my niggas down the block.

by Mad jelly October 24, 2022

pumping wood

Tom Kuhn, maker of the famous wooden "No Jive" yo-yo, gave the nickname "pumping wood" in reference to playing with a yo yo.

Man, I was all by myself yesterday, so I was pumping wood to pass the time.

by PGZ May 13, 2005

Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.

Not without a Wood Guardian...

by jstejste May 03, 2011

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth May 02, 2018