The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
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Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
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John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.
Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”
John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it
Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”
John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it
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Get the Snuggle Wood mug.One of the greatest athletes of all time. Many joke about his sex scandal back in ‘09, and he had many injuries and a very big one in his back in the 2010s needing lots of surgery’s, with many thinking he will never play golf again. But tiger rose up from all of that to reach the pinnacle of his sport, and compete on of the greatest comebacks in sports history by winning the 2019 Masters Tournament. Back in his prime Tiger showed a form of dominance that no one had ever seen in sport before and transcended and entire sport. Even though he is 3 majors short of jack nicklaus he is the greatest golfer of all time.
Tiger woods is used to show a person dominated something
“We Tiger woods the other baseball team today”
“We Tiger woods the other baseball team today”
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