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gave her wood

It is when you have a rock solid bonner and you dunk it inside her vagina.
"Ashley came over last night to watch a movie and i gave her wood instead"
by Sway Vizzy July 23, 2021
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nick wood

A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
Kill Yourself
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”
I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.
by Carmella is bae February 7, 2019
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Real wood

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.
by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016
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wee wood

by CHOOCJIE March 4, 2022
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The Rule of Woods

If you see an extremely racist reply on Twitter and then click on the profile of the person who made the racist reply, you will see a James Wood retweet within the first three (3) tweets on the timeline. This is known as the 'rule of woods'.
The Rule of Woods - "look!" a racist remark, scrolls down, finds a James Woods retweet.
by Adi_Zu April 14, 2020
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Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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Brock Woods

Sick asf... loves zyns and slaying poon
That dude is a real brock woods
Man wheres brock? Probably ripping zyns and getting puss
by lp98988988 December 1, 2023
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