wood

dick.

my wood is so hard right now.

by aalexaa December 30, 2020

Riley Wood

This guy Riley Wood will take your girl and all da hoes this guy has a massive wood.
Awesome guy overall 😎👍

That guy is packing dont steal my girl i beg he is such a Riley Wood

by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023

Indio Woods

typically a male with a large penis

“woah! did you see the size of that thing?”
“that must be Indio Woods”.

by elise perella May 8, 2022

wood

male genitalia hanging off a man

Yad has a small wood

by gayshfganshaj January 12, 2021

story-wood

Your Girlfriend tell a story while performing fellatio on you.

I asked rebecca if she woukd be able to preform story-wood while I watched.

by JBulls88 November 12, 2017

Nigger in the wood pile

When something is surprising or obscure.

When you find out you're 3% eastern European, grandma says "that's the nigger in the wood pile"

by Dr. Delarney May 10, 2025

Gotta get that wood

Doing whatever is necessary to make money. Because money is made from paper and paper is made from trees which are wood.

Hey do you got ten bucks I can borrow? Nah, but later I gotta get that wood, so hit me up.

by HeatherDHurricane April 18, 2024