Someone who «holds the wood» i.e takes a lot of dick.

Coined by HS TikkyTokky on the show Grilled with Chian Renoylds
Check this, I’ve got you saved on my phone as «wood holder»
by Colaenjoyer November 9, 2022
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A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018
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A guy who only dates white girls. He’s the guy who hates on dark skin women even though he himself is dark skin.
Noah - Hey did you know Romani Woods is dating someone?
Claire - Is she white?

Noah - Yes lol
by applebase45 February 20, 2022
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A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.
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It's when the guy...umm then he tucks..umm and prances.
When a friend of mine gets drunk, he wants to play Deer in the Woods.
by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014
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Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.
JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017
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