Phone bots are total assholes who tell you to press every button on your phone over one hundred times and play annoying ass music in your ear for hours and hours and hours "trying" to "connect you to a live speaker". Instead of connecting you to someone, they drop your ass and hang up after you sat in your chair going through the pain saking hours you just had to deal with, with the phone bot.
This phone bot has played this stupid song twenty times already, when the fuck are they going to pick up the fucking phone????
by BestBuyGuy October 26, 2014
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by Anew_ March 18, 2019
talking while having the phone as though you were talking to someone on the phone but in reality you really are just talking to someone that is around but not really talking directly to them
I had to tell the phone about what I thought was wrong.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.
by Mr. Tellthephone Parrot July 9, 2010
A boy with whom you share a close emotional bond; communication is largely limited to over the phone. You text all the time but for some reason can’t or don’t meet up. May or may not ever become your real boyfriend.
From Schitt’$ Creek episode 5x05 (Housewarming)
(At Patrick’s housewarming party)
David (to Stevie; indignantly): Where’s your phone boyfriend?
Stevie (Exasperated): He’s...on my phone?
(At Patrick’s housewarming party)
David (to Stevie; indignantly): Where’s your phone boyfriend?
Stevie (Exasperated): He’s...on my phone?
by Hey_kimy October 11, 2020
Phone Tricks are things that you can do with your phone, or even things regarding the subject of phones, that you can do that accomplishes a task for your phone, or accomplishes at least something that has to do with phones, or the matters of.
by Jr H Roger June 21, 2023