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Uni

Uni is the smexiest person alive. She can steal both your mans and your ladies. She is the hottest on this planet she is the reason why global warming is a thing because of how hot she is. But she will cheat on you a lot but she is just the most hottest person alive.
1. Uni is the hottest person alive
2. Uni can steal your ladies
3. Uni is so smexy😏
by uniismybabydaddy February 13, 2020
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Uni - Lipper

When your thong slides off both lips and leaves one lip free balling
Hold on girls, I gotta adjust my Uni - Lipper.
by Rsimpson69 June 11, 2018
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Uni-vag

Did you see Matt scream at that tiny bug the other day? What a Uni-vag.
by EZ54321 July 16, 2022
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UNI Tax

The unfortunate penalty for successful investigators in which they are required to fix the mistakes of a UNI's inadequate or poor work performance.
The Detective had to pay the UNI Tax for nearly three days, tracking down a victim whose phone number was never properly entered into the police report.
by Au79Life June 29, 2016
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Uni your corn

I'll uni your corn
by E16oz April 22, 2017
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uni-dimp

When a bad bitch only has one dimple.
I’ll still come over tomorrow night. But only w/ the uni-dimp. Will she be there too, or do I have to find a way to make you smile for her to show up?

Gurl is that a uni-dimp on your face, or are you just happy to see me?
by Marielexay April 9, 2025
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Matt Uni

A royal blooded and handsome lad, with a very charismatic and jestic character, a chick magnet indeed, loves dogs and loves girls so much
I remeber Matt Uni, he is indeed a stunner
by Matt Uni June 7, 2021
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