1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.
"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag
by The Legend Scumbag December 4, 2018
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It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.
guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?
by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022
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something that doesn't exist
your dad does not exist
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Said he was gonna get the milk but he never came back he also never cared about his kids

The mom is usually happy

Will only return if you win the lottery
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You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.
Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.
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