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Planetary Quarantine 

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine

Planetary Quarantine 

Planetary Quarantine is a term in the modern-day that is used by people who want to make the colonization of other celestial bodies as slow and excruciating as possible.

It can be used in the future however as a way of stopping diseases or other such things from exiting the planet and spreading to other ones.

It is also used by some people on Earth as something we should do to Earth and Humanity in general, saying things like "We should fix our own planet first" and another such nativity. These people typically don't realize that Earth is doomed and that humanity, in the long run, can only survive in the Stars.
"Bro fuck Billionaires!! There should be a Planetary Quarantine on Earth, man! Humans suck!"
Planetary Quarantine by Arroco July 15, 2021

my quarantine masturbation routine 

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!
Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

(QWB) Quarantine with Benefits 

Your FWB that you only see during quarantine.
Are you guys dating now? Naw, she's just a (QWB) Quarantine With Benefits.

Post Quarantine Clarity

Similar to post nut clarity, post quarantine clarity refers to the sudden moment of lucidity an individual experiences once shutdowns / lockdowns / stay at home orders are lifted and they no longer feel an attraction to their quarantine buddy.
Becky: Heard so-and-so broke it off with so-and-so once bars reopened. Must’ve been that post quarantine clarity.

Internet Quarantine 

When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.
I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.
Internet Quarantine by ccunit December 16, 2021