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dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021
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TEAM PROTECT

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Hi TEAM PROTECT
by random name 69 March 17, 2021
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Anti-Crossbones day (protected, no anti-anti crossbones days.)

*Crossbones: Ill make anti-anti crossbones day.*
*Profit: No* Anti-Crossbones day (protected, no anti-anti crossbones days.)
by ProfitKafasi August 20, 2022
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Snap Protection

A mental safeguard developed after repeated emotional stretching—especially in relationships marked by the Rubber Band Effect, where connection and distance cycle unpredictably. Snap protection is what forms when someone has been pulled back so many times they stop rebounding. It’s the internal system that prevents emotional whiplash, breakdowns, or reactive outbursts.
He used to chase every emotional rebound. Now he just observes and protects his peace. That’s snap protection.
by Briton Phillip September 5, 2025
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Protect Chris

Yeah, totally it's not like the thing you said be worse is literally happening TO ME or anything.
Hym "Yeah, no, totally protect Chris and not the fucking creator of A.I. or anything I mean seriously! And you wonder why the child murder happens. It's THAT! It's you being like that!"
by Hym Iam August 15, 2024
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Protecticated

Protecticated - Verb
Pulling a condom over ones head and saying "I am protecticated"

Protectication - Adjective
When you pull a condom over someones head and tell them they are now Protecticated
Leah ran away with Jasper, and so Rika, whom wanted Jasper ran up to him, pulled a condom on his head and shouted "protecticated", she followed through by grabbing Jasper and legging it like mad.

Emily watched as Rika pulled a condom out and put it on her head, she was puzzled by the thought that Rika was now shouting protectivated until Rika pulled out on her head, shouting "you are now protecticated"
by Dave-i-did-it April 20, 2009
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dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021
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