"Oh yeah he was sending Jerry to work" said Joey
"Who's jerry" asked Jake
"You'll never know" responded Joey
"Who's jerry" asked Jake
"You'll never know" responded Joey
by glfoster16 November 6, 2020
To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023
by foshoure May 31, 2020
by Skimaskboi69 August 2, 2022
Working temperature varies from subfreezing to high 100°F (over 40°C), but no matter what the working temperature is - you've got to go to work.
by kajlijash October 28, 2012
When you look like you’re busy and nobody wants to get in your way. In other words you walk with a purpose. This type of walk is considered a lot more respectable than a club walk.
Her: why don’t I ever get noticed?
Him: you have a work walk not a club walk?
Her: wtf does that mean?
Him: you don’t ask to get laid
Him: you have a work walk not a club walk?
Her: wtf does that mean?
Him: you don’t ask to get laid
by Daredevil2 February 14, 2022
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 9, 2014