the Wicker Chair Theorem 

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

the Wicker Chair Theorem by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011

Ricky's Theorem 

When all else fails, just c.out the answer.

Question: Sort the following array : 5,3,2,4,1.
Ricky: "Fuck, I can't figure it out. I will use Ricky's Theorem."
*c.out << 1,2,3,4,5
*submit

Ricky's Theorem by JohnnyWong August 19, 2013

Google finger theorem 

The concept that artificial intelligence like that used in self driving cars and other autonomous machines will never be fully integrated into everyday life until they can interpret human nonverbal communication in the appropriate context.

When I give a self driving car the finger and it reacts appropriately, I will know the technology is ready for prime time. This is the Google finger theorem in practice.

Google finger theorem by Bozotexano July 23, 2016

The Airyka Theorem 

idk if u count up the relationships then round them out
u can find the % oif how gay u r
thats how it works right

You should use the Airyka theorem to find how gay you are.

The Airyka Theorem by Blasphie March 30, 2018

Hero's Theorem

Hero's Theorem is a theorem that can be used to solve any problems on earth.

Crippling depression can be solved by Hero's Theorem.

Hero's Theorem by Chaommonaza December 1, 2019

hero's theorem

Hero's Theorem is a theorem that can be used to solve any problems on the earth

Crippling depression can be solved by Hero's Theorem

hero's theorem by Chaommonaza December 1, 2019

Steve’s Theorem 

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”

Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

Steve’s Theorem by the notorious swish May 22, 2020