pikachu theorem of physcology

this theorem states for any banana popsicle on a motorcycle, we will always have a cross difference between yes and no.

lol i win any debate cuz of the pikachu theorem of physcology

by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴1 October 13, 2022

Farrell’s Theorem

Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.

Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.

by Slydog11 December 17, 2021

dumbass theorem

The theorem that makes you look smart even though your jus plain incorrect

4x3 actually equals 8 bc if you break them apart then multiply all of them together you get 8. This is the dumbass theorem bc it make you look smart

by DrizzledSyrup March 20, 2023

Ricky's Theorem

When all else fails, just c.out the answer.

Question: Sort the following array : 5,3,2,4,1.
Ricky: "Fuck, I can't figure it out. I will use Ricky's Theorem."
*c.out << 1,2,3,4,5
*submit

by JohnnyWong August 19, 2013

The Airyka Theorem

idk if u count up the relationships then round them out
u can find the % oif how gay u r
thats how it works right

You should use the Airyka theorem to find how gay you are.

by Blasphie March 30, 2018

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024

snoozes theorem of hacking community

If in hacking community and says they are woman

That equals to transgender

Who is a woman in the hacking community?
I am.
Are you a guy?
No.
Are you trans?
Yes.

Being defined 'snoozes theorem of hacking community'

by Támadó June 25, 2024