snoozes theorem of hacking community

"If in hacking community and says they are woman. That equals to transgender. Unless proven otherwise"

"snoozes theorem of hacking ", means to be used in a minecraft discord cheating community as a wise quotes by the most known user there, and this is a very and very known word by the community there & some others discord servers. Basically "snoozes" has been known called to be the guy. example when new members joining, "hey you're snoozes theorem of hacking community".

by EclipsesDev June 25, 2024

Masnick's Impossibility Theorem

"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.

Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.

by nmslanon January 4, 2023

Grumulum's Theorem

When you don't know what you're doing, but you get it right anyway.

A: How did you get the correct answer on this test when you're failing the class?
B: I just used Grumulum's Theorem.

by RealCraigles January 25, 2024

Vaughan’s Theorem

Simply stated; in the public forum, delivery style outperforms content integrity as a potentiator of true communication. In the world of debate, well composed and articulated bullshit, especially when delivered extemporaneously, can stand toe-to-toe with poorly communicated: absolute truth, brilliant insight, inspired wisdom, or even genius-level analysis any day of the week.

Although candidate A clearly has a superior command of the subject matter, they tend to get nervous, and stutter and stammer, and seem to grasp for the right word, while candidate B who is well known for his silky sooth speaking style, broadcast-quality voice, and skill in weaving Improvisational comedy into his responses, once again, Vaughan’s Theorem accurately predicts that B will appear to win the question in spite of demonstrated cluelessness regarding the question that was posed.

by Kenneth A. Vaughan August 18, 2020

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023

Among us theorem

when one scream the loudest in an among us lobby and besides all the evidence, everyone votes for the one accused by the loudest

IT'S PINK IT HAS TO BE
HE KILLED MY GRANDMA
IT HAS TO BE

"the entire lobby proceeds to vote pink out, ignoring all prior evidence"

Thus, the "Among us theorem"

by WateryBadZach August 10, 2023

hero's theorem

Hero's Theorem is a theorem that can be used to solve any problems on the earth

Crippling depression can be solved by Hero's Theorem

by Chaommonaza December 1, 2019