noun. the state or quality of being stoked
Nicole tried to hide her stokedness from Isaac.
by 6 8eight se7en March 23, 2009
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The act of inserting one or more objects into a vagina or anus.
Me nd' my gang Stove Stoked that chick last night.
by Popcorn OveN 226 October 8, 2011
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A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.
Look! A wild Stoke fan emerging from the tip!
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022
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A glory hunting fuckwit who thinks that their team "Stoke City" are good. Most of them require special education due to their extreme superiority complex. They meet at their local circus on a weekly basis - locally known as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team known for its hideous red and white circus stripes and that ugly bastard hippo mascot which they use as a wanking image.
Most Stoke fans are inbred and require constantly reminding their team is long past its sell by date.
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022
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Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
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Has a twin, but more girls pick his twin Alan Stokes has never dated a girl but will one day.
"Alex Stokes is a really nice person I wanna be him"
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