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pornhub complex 

The pornhub complex is the subconscious attraction to people similar to your (step) siblings. It is a similar complex as the Oedipus complex.
Your girlfriend and sister are so similar, you must have a pornhub complex
pornhub complex by Einarnp September 25, 2021

Pornhub.com 

Website that has an unholy amount of shitass advertisements, aswell as some shit actors, and

unnecessary Choices. For example, a dick thats been up a pussy, and next thing you know, it gets sucked and wiggled... BRO WHAT THE FUCK!
Dad: Whaddup son, what you watchin'?
Son:...Nothing
Dad: Nah, I ain't takin that for an answer sunshine.
Son: *GULP*
Dad:... Pornhub.com?
Son: Yes :(
Dad: I am disowning you

PornHub Swimming Shorts 

Someone who constantly gets boners for ugly chicks so has to get special made porn shorts to hide them
Look at that fat old guy wearing those Pornhub Swimming Shorts. Ha what a dweeb

pornhub.com/cum 

Same your fucking nasty why the he'll are you searching this
pornhub.com/cum by Boiled Iraq February 3, 2022

pornhub daddy 

A Male you have sex with while watching pornhub.
- oh see john over there? his is my pornhub daddy.
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
-girl I heard john is your pornhub daddy!
pornhub daddy by AnonymousRogue April 16, 2020