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Happenis.

Person A: Hey, i'm finna go nut, ill be right back
Person B: What you nuttin' to?
Person A; Pornhub my boi.

by Retard in your closet October 18, 2019

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The site one goes to for watching genitalia sticking out of a toilet

Person 1 (singing): “To skibidi pornhub!”
The choir: “skibidiiiii Pornhub! Skibidi Pornhub, skibidi Pornhub.”

by Koro6 February 8, 2025

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bro i saw ur mum on pornhub.com giving this guy a BJ

by 696969696969.com September 22, 2019

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The sudden action of casual conversation or moment to instant sexual urge/ being horny.

Like watching porn and you want too immediately get to it, you do it in a physical action without the foreplay. Utterly confusing the recipient and feeling uncomfortable.

"Me and my friend we in a call watching a video and he started flirting with the other it was fucking weird."
"Yeah, that's a bad case of Pornhubitis. Were they drunk?"
"Probably."

by DoggoWithAGlocco January 27, 2024

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A place to go with incognito mode or browser history deletion. If your parents monitor the network, the idk like get a vpn. A good one is proton vpn. Its free, and works on most devices.

*dad walks in*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*

by click to get v bucks February 15, 2023

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