There is only one thing I can say about him, CROCK OF SHIT who goes for Essendon, who masterbates over every episode of Underbelly. He took some magical drug, and ever since his mind is the eqivalent of a gorilla.
- 40, 40 I see a fat hairy creature
- Shit, thats one old man
- Captain Pwnage, more Captain pedophile
- Are you practising for your role in the Hunchback of Notredam
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a 2012 American children's novel and the ninth book in the Captain Underpants series by Dav Pilkey
Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers is the best.
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A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.
-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.
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