School is the bane of every child’s existence. You dread every second of school, from the first second of the day to the last second of the day. School is meant to be a place of learning, but it is worse than it sounds. You spend 13 years of your life in a CLASSROOM. You are rigorously tested on your knowledge. You have to deal with degenerate douchebags and annoying idiots. Enjoy the misery!
4 year old me: I’m going to kindergarten next year. I wonder what it’s like.
School System: Tests, Pointless Knowledge, Idiots, Stress, Boredom, Unfairness, etc.
4 year old me: ...Oh wow.
School System: Tests, Pointless Knowledge, Idiots, Stress, Boredom, Unfairness, etc.
4 year old me: ...Oh wow.
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Get the School mug.An academic institution whose athletics and educational entities are extremely below average. This institution does not have the monetary capability or resources available to surpass even the average threshold at a normal institution. These schools entertain low athletic and academic production, low fan count, low morale, and will usually sell the naming rights of their facilities to a 3rd party such as a grocery store.
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Did you hear? That girl, Desiree, she fucked Kevin!
Oh? That dude who should be in 11th but got held back? That guy? Isn’t Desiree in 7th?
Yeah! And she got an abortion too!
Poor girl.
Oh nah don’t worry, she got ran through by all the 8th graders here too at knotts, she knew damn well the gravity of her decision. Not even a school thot, a fucking middle school thot.
Oh? That dude who should be in 11th but got held back? That guy? Isn’t Desiree in 7th?
Yeah! And she got an abortion too!
Poor girl.
Oh nah don’t worry, she got ran through by all the 8th graders here too at knotts, she knew damn well the gravity of her decision. Not even a school thot, a fucking middle school thot.
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