Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.

“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.

by hardboi February 3, 2020

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werneth school

a place full of shit teachers and annoying yr7s that think they're on badness, never make the mistake my mum made sending me there.

what's the school w 2.7 ratings? werneth school.

by operationL June 22, 2023

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Houston Jr/Sr High School

For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.

Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went

Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*

by Bella the princess November 5, 2023

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