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sandra is a shy girl, she doesnt know how to interact with other living species such as the human kind. She so short. she is sexually attracted to men with samsungs, and fluffy birds nest hair, without her glasses she blind,
have you seen sandra festa... no, look down (dont step on her on the way out ) shes so blind she doesnt know the difference between hair and birds nests
by zxsdfghnmj October 9, 2022
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Sandra

Sandra is one of the most greatest women youll ever meet. Filling you with excitement and joy as she crosses your mind day by day. You can not begin to describe how she makes you feel, as it would be endless. Her personality is what takes you in to her life, with her intelligent and witty mind. Her choice of humor is relatable but unique to you. She's loyal and attached to you in a way no one has ever been. She always has your back whenever something happens and will never fall out of love with you.

Her smile is small, but can light up your whole world in an instant. Its cute but never forced in any way. She speaks with such elegeance and impressive vocabulary, that you can get lost in her library of words, as she speaks, but keeps you wanting to know more about her.

If in love, she will be by your side for the longest, for the good times and the bad times, unwavering in her love and attachment towards her partner. She will do anything in her power to make your life better, and you should do the same for her. She doesn't date for looks, but for smarts, and the feelings that are brought upon through their interactions.

And every moment you wake up, you can never get her out your mind, as she will stay there for eternity and beyond.
I love you, Sandra xxx <3
by anniimoose November 20, 2023
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Sandra

She might be sweet at first but older she gets she becomes a old hag.
I meet a Sandra and let me tell you devil in disguise.
by Shortyskull October 3, 2025
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Sandra Buttocks

Sandra Bullock's nick name for her ass.
Sandra Bullock has a nice shapely, round, attractive ass. When President Trump tried to bite it, Sandra said, "get the fuck off Sandra Buttocks" !!!!!!!!!!!! Trump was so humiliated that he suffered from shrinkage and to this day cannot achieve an erection.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone July 9, 2019
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Sandra

Quick summary of some Sandra's the teacher version Only nice to her favorites toxic will only pay attention to her most disrespected students so they can get in trouble.
Sandra is toxic #STOPTOXICSANDRA'S
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Sandra Hess

Washed out late 30s crack head, who likes to cut her arm and bleed out on people’s wives. Doesn’t shower for days and doesn’t wear underwear but uses of plenty degree deodorant in between her legs to keep her stank a** p**** some what fresh. No job saggie ass looking bitch.
Have your heard of Sandra Hess? The crackhead with no panties and that sings at washed out bars? Yea that Sandra
by #imcoming#foryou#hoe August 4, 2021
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Dirty Sandra

When an otherwise respectable woman decides to give her husband a blow job while he’s filming on their new camcorder. Said recording is then accidentally seen by one of their children.
Oh shit! He saw the video of you giving me a dirty Sandra!”
by Pikkakard June 23, 2023
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