peterson

Verb.
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.

Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".

A: Do you believe god created lobsters?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?

by Mobss May 28, 2025

Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)

I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.

by anonymous January 8, 2021

to [peterson] out

To abandon a reasonably successful academic career in order to pursue a life of quackery and sophistry (as exemplified by Canadian psychologist Jordan B. Peterson).

To abandon a reasonably successful academic career in order to pursue a life of quackery and sophistry (as exemplified by Canadian psychologist Jordan B. Peterson).

Giving lectures and grading papers is so frustrating, sometimes I just want to peterson out.

- Is Dr. Jones still working on the bovine flu virus sequencing project?
- No, she petersoned out a few months ago and wrote a spiritual health manual.

by LeoCal87 March 20, 2019

jimmy peterson

He is super cool and not gay at all. Jimmy is my best friend.

let's hang out with Jimmy Peterson!
YAY WE LOVE JIMMY

by gatoradelover1235 October 23, 2023

Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.

Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.

by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024

semaj peterson

semaj is nice kind and cute he may tend to have episodes where he lashes out but he is kind and cares for the people he loves and he is a loyal friend who has his friends back and he might be zesy

semaj peterson is a great friend

by LALIAMNI May 19, 2025

marz peterson

girls who think that they are very attractive and think that they pull so many hoes when they don't
these girls are often seen as "white girl ghetto" or "hot cheeto white girls"

1: this girl in my class is so annoying and thinks shes ghetto
2: she sounds like a marz peterson
1: she is one

by crybabyfrfrfr October 1, 2022