Cash peterson

A boy with w rizz

That rizz up Gyatt

Woah its cash Peterson and he is rizzing up a w gyatt

by anonymous December 18, 2023

Peterson Mudhole

Puking in one’s vaginal cavity and using that for lubrication to fuck!

I haven’t done a Peterson mudhole since last Saturday night.

by PetersonPower November 12, 2020

lunden peterson

Lunden Peterson wants to Kill himself and any others when he gets irritated by those around him.

Lunden Peterson is such a fun guy to be around

by Lunden Peterson May 25, 2023

Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson

Pfffft! Doesn't it get old!? How fucking tired is your schtick Jordan?

Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson "We don't what happens when Muslims are in Christian countries! We don't know what happens when Twitter! All we know is that you just HAVE to do my incest cult! You NEED to validate my worldview!"

Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.

Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.

by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024

to [peterson] out

To abandon a reasonably successful academic career in order to pursue a life of quackery and sophistry (as exemplified by Canadian psychologist Jordan B. Peterson).

To abandon a reasonably successful academic career in order to pursue a life of quackery and sophistry (as exemplified by Canadian psychologist Jordan B. Peterson).

Giving lectures and grading papers is so frustrating, sometimes I just want to peterson out.

- Is Dr. Jones still working on the bovine flu virus sequencing project?
- No, she petersoned out a few months ago and wrote a spiritual health manual.

by LeoCal87 March 20, 2019

jimmy peterson

He is super cool and not gay at all. Jimmy is my best friend.

let's hang out with Jimmy Peterson!
YAY WE LOVE JIMMY

by gatoradelover1235 October 23, 2023