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Samantha Peterson

Loves to text guys who have girlfriends. Dresses like a basic white bitch. Pussy probably smells like rotten sardines.
Ewww, Samantha Peterson is texting ANOTHER guy already!
by NotAnotherBasicBitch December 7, 2021
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Daddy Peterson

A person who is dominant in a sexual manner whom enjoys spanking their partner in a way that is borderline abusive. The spanking used to be a legitimate form of punishment in the bedroom, but is frowned upon in today's society and could result in a prison sentence. Mainly used in male on male relationships.
Brad always complained about the beatings he got from his Daddy Peterson, but always went back to him after the off-season.
by Sunset Wolf September 16, 2016
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If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric
Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie

And now he's trying to do it back to me. Likely by enlisting the freaks he indoctrinated.
Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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tyler peterson

by hifhgvfb May 24, 2018
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Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.
Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.
by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024
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jimmy peterson

He is super cool and not gay at all. Jimmy is my best friend.
let's hang out with Jimmy Peterson!
YAY WE LOVE JIMMY
by gatoradelover1235 October 23, 2023
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