Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves legos and weightlifting to push down the pain.

1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson

by Yellownote April 21, 2022

marz peterson

girls who think that they are very attractive and think that they pull so many hoes when they don't
these girls are often seen as "white girl ghetto" or "hot cheeto white girls"

1: this girl in my class is so annoying and thinks shes ghetto
2: she sounds like a marz peterson
1: she is one

by crybabyfrfrfr October 1, 2022

Samantha Peterson

Loves to text guys who have girlfriends. Dresses like a basic white bitch. Pussy probably smells like rotten sardines.

Ewww, Samantha Peterson is texting ANOTHER guy already!

by NotAnotherBasicBitch December 7, 2021

Peterson Mudhole

Puking in one’s vaginal cavity and using that for lubrication to fuck!

I haven’t done a Peterson mudhole since last Saturday night.

by PetersonPower November 12, 2020

Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)

I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.

by anonymous January 8, 2021

Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)

I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.

by anonymous January 8, 2021

peterson

The peterson(or petreson) is a unit of mass originally defined as "the weight of copper you need to steal and then to sell in order to procure a gram of meth". Named after prof. Jordan Peterson. Peterson value may vary depending on your local copper and meth prices.

Bums dug up copper wire worth 100 petersons.

by roumor January 25, 2021