Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves legos and weightlifting to push down the pain.

1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson

by Yellownote April 21, 2022

Peterson

Brutally excessive verbosity

With deft use of Petersonism Mr. Shapiro won the argument.

by William Michael Phacawuf September 17, 2018

peterson

Verb.
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.

Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".

A: Do you believe god created lobsters?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?

by Mobss May 28, 2025

Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)

I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.

by anonymous January 8, 2021

peterson

The peterson(or petreson) is a unit of mass originally defined as "the weight of copper you need to steal and then to sell in order to procure a gram of meth". Named after prof. Jordan Peterson. Peterson value may vary depending on your local copper and meth prices.

Bums dug up copper wire worth 100 petersons.

by roumor January 25, 2021

gabe mitchell-peterson

Sexy little short person who gets all the chicks and is unique. If you know this person your in good hands cause he’s a great gentlemen and is a great man to date.

Gabe Mitchell-Peterson is the shortest sexy kid I know lokey.

by ¥33+ April 23, 2019

Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy

It's just the fucking cult thing again. Jesus Christ!

Hym "Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy academy is out. They clearly didn't get enough people to sign up for the jungle compound. I'm not doing. My life will consist of 1 thing and 1 thing only: reducing infinity to zero. But beyond that it's literally just selling people into slavery. He wants to be a modern slave owner. So you sign up, take his bullshit University of Phoenix level course, AND THEN... He (LIKELY) sells you to a company that (Likely) has some sort of hiring contract. He just shifted the slavery up one level of abstraction further. 'See, we go back to selling them to eachother but THIS TIME... This time I'll get the slaves to pay me to sell them to their masters."

by Hym Iam September 28, 2023