Hammond, Ontario

A small country town in Rockland, Ontario that nobody has ever heard of.

Person 1: I went to Hammond, Ontario
Person 2: Is that a store?
Person: No, it's a town.

by Sgt BlackCat November 14, 2015

Orangeville, Ontario

Orangeville is a lovely place if you happen to be a bedridden deaf mute. Their streets are the sole preserve of troglodytes whose regards for subtlety and variation is comparable to a pigs passion for the slaughterhouse, their homes are the homely equivalent of a prolonged bowl movement followed by an unexpected absence of toilet paper. Incase I haven’t made myself clear: I thought I'd be in Hollywood by now.

Orangeville, Ontario is full of the fruitless

by bobdylanscousin November 29, 2020

Ontario Truckers

A group of people labelled as terrorists by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who just want to make vaccination against COVID-19 optional

I think Canada has blown the situation with the Ontario Truckers way out of proportion

by EmperorShitface February 17, 2022

Fergus, Ontario

A small town no one in the gta knows of. Full of bad soundcloud rappers and a bunch of boys who think they’re gang. Cops everywhere. You’re most likely to be arrested and charged for dumb shit.

“fergus, ontario yutes eh, always thinking they hard”

by nicknameismebjadf December 14, 2019

Ontario PC Party

A party dedicated to Personal Computers.

Person 1: Did you vote for the Ontario PC Party?
Person 2: Yes.

by b1ue64 June 3, 2022

Ontario

The Florida of Canada.

Originally land stolen from the Anishinaabeg, Iroquois, and Inuit peoples of North America, Ontario is now notorious for being overly expensive, dangerous, and exclusive towards its inhabitants.

Racism, classism, never-ending construction work and high death rates are insanely high.

Person 1: "We're heading over to Ontario, eh?"
Person 2: "Fuck."

by PazWasHere June 7, 2023