Metallica 

listened by people that know real music and not that shit rap; people also think they worship goats and the devil

"do you like Metallica?"
"don't they worship goats?"
"no, your getting confused with muslims"

Metallica by likesmetallicahatesrap June 12, 2018

Metallica 

An adult contemporary musical ensemble who, rumor has it, used to play metal.

Cliff Burton would not be pleased with the current incarnation of Metallica.

Metallica by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2007

metallica 

A band who use fast, but easy guitar riffs, rediculously cheesy lyrics sung in a girly-man tone, and trash can drums. Metallica are to be avoided at all costs.

Surgeon General's Warning: Metallica's horrid music may cause bleeding of the ears and ripping of the hair from the scalp by oneself.

'Tallica Sheep: Yeah, dude! Metallica rule!!! HELL YEAH! *prong*

Educated Individual: No, Metallica are the worst band on earth. They need to have their arms amputated so they may never again make music.

metallica by Nie Schneckenwindung beendend July 16, 2008

Metallica 

A band that used to be good in the 80's but now, with news songs that are so horrible, that it's Ear rape. They are also a band that is a pathetic excuse for Heavymetal, and they are in fact overrated Rock n'Roll.

Bob: I hate Metallica now, their new songs suck.
Billy:They also are a sad excuse for HeavyMetal.
Bob:Lets go to another band's concert instead.
Bill:Okay

Metallica by Reaywn January 9, 2010

metallica 

shite...always have been always will be...

i'm going to listen to metallica

I'm sorry but your son ripped his ears off listening to metallica

metallica by Throes_Of_Perdition January 8, 2009

Metallica Fan 

A person who like the band Metallica because they think the band is cool and probably not because they have real interest in metal. Being one of the only mainstream metal bands lately, many fags call themselves Metallica fans and listen to their new stuff, not knowing the real Metallica died in 1991.

Disliking Iron Maiden, Megadeth and other pop bands also gives bonus points

I love Quebec Magnetic very much. I'm a metallica fan now. Woot.

Metallica Fan by ZeroCored June 18, 2014

metallica 

A band that wrote amazing albums such as Rise the Lightning and The Black Album in the 80's and early 90's, but then sold out with the album Load and have sucked every since.

Person 1: Dude have you heard the newest Metallica album?
Person 2: Metallica sold out with Load, I don't listen to them anymore.

metallica by jeckelhunter1 June 10, 2012