godalan04 has joined the lobby

An indication that the almighty lord and savior god alan has joined the lobby

godalan04 has joined the lobby
Person one: our lord and savior has come among us

by godalan04 October 02, 2019

Lobbying

Bribery. Literal bribery. It's a synonym for bribery. If lobbying is legal in your country, bribery is legal in your country.

The only reason the USA has relatively low corruption rates is because they legalized bribery and renamed it "lobbying."

by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022

Lobby Hump

Setting up meetings at a conference lobby in order to avoid paying for admission.

I didn't get approval to pay for the conference, so I will Lobby Hump.

by C-Ballz August 07, 2017

Lobby Piece

This only works for people who have apartments. It is when you bring a ho/trick/bitch/woman of the night to your place but she is not hot enough to make it upstairs. So you piece the shit out of her in the lobby...thereby making her "lobby piece". Lobby piece can also occur if you think the girl you brought home may steal yo shit. If you let her upstairs yo' watch may be gone.

Guy: Hey baby I want you right now
Girl: You don't want to go upstairs
Guy: Naw baby...I want you so bad right now...this nigga can't wait. (this is the lie)
Girl: Okay

When piece has started in the lobby...the trick becomes lobby piece, a title that should last on the girl for at least 2-5 years.

by Cowboy Jones January 16, 2008

Lobby Tard

A Lobby Tard is someone who works in the lobby at the McDonald's, cleaning tables etc.

A way of evalulating your life "Hey, your job could be worse - you could always be a lobby tard!"

"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"

"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"

by SITS07 July 05, 2009

Lobby Hop

An act of one switching lobbies in an online game multiple times in quick succession in hopes to find a certain person who may be:

Appearing offline;

Not joinable through profile;

May have blocked the person attempting to lobby hop.

This person could know the lobby hopper irl, or the lobby hopper could be trying to find a popular content creator for that game and thus don't know each other irl.

Kyle was lobby hopping for 3 hours straight in GTA Online to try and find a content creator named Dempy - he was unsuccessful.

#lobby hopper

by Jack Spank9049 October 19, 2023

slobby lobby

When you find yourself in a combat ring surrounded by hefty individuals.

Walking into a fight arena packed with fat, sweaty guys sporting neckbeards you’re probably thinking

"Oh shit fellas, looks like we’ve got a slobby lobby here!"

by SeikaSkye August 15, 2024