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Randal

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: don't pay attention to him, he's just a randal
by meme nation January 6, 2018
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Randall Middle School

Full of pick me's, rich kids, emos, gay raging republicans, oh and ur mom <3
I go to the dump such as Randall Middle School.
by Ur MoMmY $%% September 8, 2021
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Randal Kolo Muani

the sexiest footballer in this world. came to PSG from frankfurt and he has been cooking like mad when playing at the parc des princes. this man is world class and even the great lionel messi admits that he should win a ballon dor in the coming future. he will sit that ninja turtle on his arse and become the new owner of PSG
Randal Kolo Muani is the coldest footballer on planet earth
by big fat tubby December 15, 2023
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Do a Randal

You do a Randal when you are overly dissapointed in humanity. You decide to leave society and move up in to the mountains with only your freshly grown beard(can't be shorther than 0.5metres) grown beard and a banjo. And in order to keep your sanity you live with goats instead of humans.
Oh man! I'm so dissapointed in humanity... I just wan't to do a Randal!
by Noshbergh August 12, 2019
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Randal

A stinky degenerate who does not know any form of self hygene, also sometimes known as a hobgoblin, gremlin, gaycunt, or sewer dweller. Randal has an inate ability to sweat at all times no matter the temperature, and always manages to have moist hands. Randal has never been seen conversing with a member of the opposite gender and noone knows if it is physically possible for him to do so. it is advised that if any contact is made with Randal, to imediately douse oneself in hand sanitiser or any other form of disinfectant.
NP - "Just saw Randal, my hands are still dripping man, gotta find some hand sanitiser"
Randal - "I just washed them man, you're such a gaycunt"
by Adam Beau Burston March 2, 2022
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Randall

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.
I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.
by Yetiarms January 10, 2024
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Randall Middle School

by Ur MoMmY $%% September 8, 2021
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