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The Randallizer

NOUN:

A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.

VERB:

¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.

² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.

A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through

Adjective:

¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.

²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 14, 2022
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Jackson Randal

Jackson Randal is a word for describin a big baller, who usually spend all his moneys in casinos, drugs, escorts and then cry to their team leaders of how broke they are (smh). Jackson Randals by the other hand are friendly, supportive and honest people, maybe a bit too honest, as its not too rare seein a Jackson Randal gettin scammed by inferiors individuals like Beckys.
Jackson Randal : homie i got no money left please help me
Luke : Jackson wth homie, how you spent your whole salary in a day?
Jackson : bad day, i also got scammed, my 2nd account got stole
Me : never trust a Becky, JACKSON RANDAL
by XORGBORG February 20, 2022
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Randall

A sexy older man covered in tattoos, who most likely has been in prison. Has a great sense of humor and is a great protector
Bailee and Randall are the cutest couple
by Sugared-bile September 17, 2021
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RANDALL

A randall is someone who is gay and would suck the homies dick with no socks on
"They touching dicks again? hes suck a randall"
by Theurbandefinitions245 September 6, 2020
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Oli Randall

Oli randall is a term used for someone who is a pedophile and has a midget fetish. they are common in mosman.
They also have freckles and enjoy incest
Damn hes an ollie randall

Ollie is a pedo

He is having incest definetely an oli randall
by JONAHSUZIEDOUGLASKERRY November 11, 2019
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Funky Randall

Funky Randall is a scandal of proportions you can't handle.
I've really got myself in a Funky Randall this time!
by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023
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Randal Tax

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”
by Ballsack cancer the ||| April 26, 2024
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