soup and sammich

When you’re droppin a deuce and a firm turd is followed by diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late. I was in bathroom making a soup and sammich”

soup and sammich by Bill S Preston Esq October 6, 2022

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Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

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Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

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Sammechi

A loud boy shaped like an adult with unusually high foot arches. Known to get excited and scream. Can be found hiding in basements and reheating Taco Bell.

You guys ever seen a Sammechi in real life? Looks like a tall 6th grader.

Sammechi by BungleClonch May 9, 2019