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Fundamentalist 

n. An insult, someone who tries to inflict their ignorant and often oppressive views on others
Jeez, John. Don't be such a fundamentalist.
Fundamentalist by Monte-Cor November 3, 2003

Fundie Muck

religious droppings of Fundamental theorists; Religious right zealot bullshit.
It's difficult to clean your shoes after stepping into conservative fundie muck.
Fundie Muck by follywood April 21, 2009

funderemployed 

The state of being under-employed, working less than full time, that allows extra free time to have fun.
While I was funderemployed, I trained for and ran a marathon.

angel-funded

"Angel-funded" describes a business entity that is funded by "angel investors". Angel investors are venture-capital investors who are willing to invest a large amount of money in a startup in exchange for a large stake in ownership / a large share in returns.
A small, angel-funded firm is looking for to pay developers to help create the next generation social-networking site.
angel-funded by Mark Meves August 11, 2006
A Fundamentalist. One who takes the Bible too literally. Some stories in the Bible are not true, they are only meant to prove a point. (Take creation for example. God did NOT create everything in 7 days and 7 nights...the story is there just so you understand that God created everything.)
Usually fundies are so extreme in their religious beliefs that they persecute others that do not believe the same way.

"A Bible in the hand of one man is sometimes more dangerous than a gun in the hand of another." -To Kill A Mockingbird
I hate it when fundies who support Bush are like "Pro-Bush, Pro-Christ, Pro-War, Pro-Life." How can you be both "Pro-War" and "Pro-Christ?"
fundie by *The Boss* September 24, 2008

Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping 

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"