YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

A phrase (written in uppercase) expressing absolute disdain for reducing or removing funding for charities or services.

Originally featured in the Maxis PC game "Sim City 2000", spoken by the Transportation spokesman if funding for his department was less than 100 per cent.

Taxation spokesman: Let's raise taxes to increase funds.
Transportation spokesman: YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

by OzzieWanker85 October 30, 2025

larping funds

Larping funds is a way of lying about funds that aren't yours. Such as if someone were to tell you to go band for band with you, and you used a picture of someone else's funds, you would be larping funds.

You're larping funds rn random, saw the same picture on Pinterest pooron.

by kromerust June 2, 2024

flawless funds

havin ts with no imperfections!

that nigga havin flawless funds.

by FlawlessJit August 2, 2023

Edge Fund

n. The amount of edges accumulated before orgasm.

Bro, my edge fund got up to 7 last night. It was wild.

by Edger Allan Poe November 24, 2020

trust funds

Sarcastic term for da sizeable wad of cash dat a lying chat-contact from Ghana or Nigeria asked you to send to him/her, supposedly in order to give said foreigner confidence dat you're "for real" prior to his traveling overseas to meet you in person. Doubly a bad idea for you to actually comply with, of course, since (A) this OTHER person should conceivably be da one to prove to YOU dat he/she is legit, since presumably you will likely be da one who will be paying for most of da person's expenses if he/she comes to see you, and (B) most likely said conniving moocher is merely trying to con money out of you, and in reality has no actual intention of ever making any travel-plans to hang out with you.

Every hot-bodied chick I meet online seems to want me to send them trust funds!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Edge Fund

n. The amount of edges accumulated before orgasm.

Bro, my edge fund got up to 7 last night. It was wild.

by Edger Allan Poe November 24, 2020

Flick Fund

A colloquial term for memories and mental images used for masturbation. The equivalent of "Wank Bank" for people with a vagina.

Girl, that was so hot, I'm definitely saving that mental image for the Flick Fund!

by UnprofessionalGamers March 18, 2025