Sumo duels

Sumo duels exists to see who has the better hack client

Person 1. I'm gonna beat you in our best of 3 in Sumo duels.
Person 2. I'm using 0 0 velocity I will give you mvp++ for two years if you beat me.

by LunarLovesYou June 13, 2022

Duel me brethren

A term from early America when two men would duel. Used as challenge to duel someone.

"You're a liar!"
"I'm not!"

"Are to!"

"Duel me brethren!"

by child-rins May 15, 2018

Duel-centuriem

Duel-centuriem, when a person has spent equal amounts of their life in two centries, such as 23 years in the 20th century and 23 years in the 21st century.

Person: "when your birthday comes you will be a Duel-centuriem"

by The Devil chicken February 22, 2021

Dueling Dragons

When you are in a stall and someone walks in to the stall next to yours and he farts then you fart to see who has louder farts. You go until nobody can fart anymore and the loudest fart wins.

I was in the stall taking a dump and the kid next to me farted so apparently he wanted to throw down. We started Dueling Dragons

by Chris Jarvis33333 October 16, 2010

Dueling Network

A website were people with no money but many times play an other card game than heartsone, yu-gi-oh.

John: Hey do you want to play cards?
Mina: Sure. Poker?
John: Of course not. The real strat is in yu-gi-oh, and in the internet, Dueling Network.
Mina: Maybe but the real money is won at poker.

by Nam2323 March 15, 2017

Gentleman's Duel

Two men race to ejaculate into a woman's holes being either the vagina, asshole, or mouth. The last man to ejaculate in the interaction is generally obligated to give fellatio to the winner.

Hey, did you win the gentleman's duel last night?

Nah man, I lost, but thankfully Tom's dick didn't taste too bad!

by Musicman182 October 30, 2023

San Francisco Duel

A brash, yet gentlemanly way to settle an argument. Should one accept the challenge, both participants face their backs to eachother and walk three paces. On the third pace both men face eachother, drop trow, and vigorously masturbate to completion. The winner is the first man to blow his load. Bonus points for ejaculating onto the other competitor.

Hey, did you hear about how mad Jason was when his GF was grinding on Tyrone? Good thing they settled it like men with a San Francisco Duel! Jason never saw it coming!!!

by Rumpleforezkin July 8, 2025