Blitz Duels

blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids

#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist

GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.

Long Live 3fi

*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"

by HenrySimmons51235 July 22, 2022

Pitcher’s Duel

When two gay men have intercourse with each other’s groin folds simultaneously in a race to finish first.

Alan and Bill were both suffering from hemorrhoids so they celebrated their anniversary with a pitcher’s duel.

by LittleBigMoney October 10, 2024

Duel-centuriem

Duel-centuriem, when a person has spent equal amounts of their life in two centries, such as 23 years in the 20th century and 23 years in the 21st century.

Person: "when your birthday comes you will be a Duel-centuriem"

by The Devil chicken February 22, 2021

Gentleman's Duel

Two men race to ejaculate into a woman's holes being either the vagina, asshole, or mouth. The last man to ejaculate in the interaction is generally obligated to give fellatio to the winner.

Hey, did you win the gentleman's duel last night?

Nah man, I lost, but thankfully Tom's dick didn't taste too bad!

by Musicman182 October 30, 2023

Madness Duels

a "game" somesorts where madness combat animators pass a .fla file around each other with grunts fighting, why grunts tho, ocs better.

Ayo ima partake in a madness duels

by Rogue-3 June 6, 2021

Dueling Dragons

When you are in a stall and someone walks in to the stall next to yours and he farts then you fart to see who has louder farts. You go until nobody can fart anymore and the loudest fart wins.

I was in the stall taking a dump and the kid next to me farted so apparently he wanted to throw down. We started Dueling Dragons

by Chris Jarvis33333 October 16, 2010

Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022