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The Ten Duel Commandments

Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.

Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.

Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.

Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.

Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.

Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.

Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.

Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
Fight me

Fine
Ok
We have to use the ten duel commandments

Sure
by XxWhorexX November 16, 2024
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Mexican Duel

When true full blooded Mexicans fight to the death both armed with machetes and rape the opponents dead buddy and his family.
Hombre Uno: I challenge you to a Mexican Duel!

Hombre Dos: Si Pendejo
by Hello(xx)? May 13, 2022
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San Francisco Duel

A brash, yet gentlemanly way to settle an argument. Should one accept the challenge, both participants face their backs to eachother and walk three paces. On the third pace both men face eachother, drop trow, and vigorously masturbate to completion. The winner is the first man to blow his load. Bonus points for ejaculating onto the other competitor.
Hey, did you hear about how mad Jason was when his GF was grinding on Tyrone? Good thing they settled it like men with a San Francisco Duel! Jason never saw it coming!!!
by Rumpleforezkin July 8, 2025
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Gentleman's Duel

Two men race to ejaculate into a woman's holes being either the vagina, asshole, or mouth. The last man to ejaculate in the interaction is generally obligated to give fellatio to the winner.
Hey, did you win the gentleman's duel last night?

Nah man, I lost, but thankfully Tom's dick didn't taste too bad!
by Musicman182 October 30, 2023
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Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.
What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃
by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022
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Dueling Dragons

When you are in a stall and someone walks in to the stall next to yours and he farts then you fart to see who has louder farts. You go until nobody can fart anymore and the loudest fart wins.
I was in the stall taking a dump and the kid next to me farted so apparently he wanted to throw down. We started Dueling Dragons
by Chris Jarvis33333 October 16, 2010
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Sumo duels

Sumo duels exists to see who has the better hack client
Person 1. I'm gonna beat you in our best of 3 in Sumo duels.
Person 2. I'm using 0 0 velocity I will give you mvp++ for two years if you beat me.
by LunarLovesYou June 13, 2022
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