Bad porno pun 

A type of bad pun especially prevalent within the poor writing of low budget or basement project porn videos. These are especially noteworthy when the porno, the pun, or both are in reference to a popular slang or media element within the generation of the film's creation.

"You've got Male Genitalia" is a bad porno pun of "You've Got Mail" and male genitalia.

Bad porno pun by Cheese Cookie Monster October 28, 2013

No pun intended

A phrase pertaining to a situation in a ironic sense.

"When I was presenting my fiancee with the ring, it fumbled out of my fingers and rolled down the sidewalk into the sewer. I guess you can say I had a 4-carat run of bad luck. No pun intended."

"When I lost my job, my boss called security guards who took me by force and threw me outside their front door. Just as I was sitting there on the sidewalk, a man dropped a newspaper in my lap and I saw an ad for a job. I guess you can say the opportunity literally fell in my lap."

"Cats are like men when it comes to looking for a date. Their singing resembles cat wailing. Never go to Karaoke on a Saturday night if you don't like cats. The air will be thick with cat call both inside and outside."

No pun intended by mamaiamjustaman December 29, 2011

S-pun 

a signature sex move; a sex move first done by Simon Pun; similar to enlightenment, can be achieved but not taught

Simon reached s-pun in 2007 when pleasuring Johnson. Sadly he died by overclimaxing.

S-pun by jim s. crane March 18, 2009

awkward pun 

a add on joke that causes everyone to be silent

when someone makes a joke and someone tries to make a joke but causes everyone to stop laughing causing the awkward pun

awkward pun by qazwsxesa October 22, 2009

Mai pun Puki

Indonesian for "your mom is a whore" or "your mom is a slut" or "your mom is a bitch".

The phrase combines many Indonesian and a Malay words together which is very hard to correctly translate, since it contains the words mai which means whore or slut, and puki which means pussy or cunt. Basically saying "you come from the pussy of a whore"

"Nick, mai pun puki"

Mai pun Puki by Daddy Jack October 15, 2019

Cum-Pun 

A pun in which the word "come" is replaced with the word "cum" (colloquial of ejaculate) in a sentence that would otherwise be innocent and/or socially acceptable.

Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it comes I guess... Aw, shucks, could have slipped a "cum-pun" in there."

Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it cums I guess."

Cum-Pun by Shit-Cunt July 31, 2016

Dad Pun

1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.

1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"

son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"

dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"

(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)

kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"

Dad Pun by dhawk123 March 8, 2009