October 31

A day that you have a secret cult with your friends and steal candy from children

Girl#1: do you know what it is tomorrow????!
Girl#2: obviously it’s October 31st; you know what that means......
Group: stealing candy from children!!!!!!!!

by Til-Tok thot696969skskskskksk October 30, 2019

October 31

October 31, what do you think it is. Halloween you stupid a$$ h0e :)

Person 1: bro guess what October 31 is!!
Person 2:taco tues-
Person 1-Halloween you idiot

by Tacos are cool 🤡 October 27, 2019

October 31

Halloween duh, you dumb idiot

Tom: bro it is October 31 what are you going to be for Halloween

Tyler: joe
Tom: who tf is joe
Tyler: JOE MAMA😂

by Trey44 October 27, 2019

October 31

Slap and grab your girlfriend’s ass so hard she passes out and goes unconscious

Girl: (walking)
Boy:(slaps and grabs ass)
Girl: ahhhhh (passes out)
Witness: oh my god why’d you do that!
Boy: duh it’s October 31.
Witness: oh yeah I forget (slaps unconscious girls ass)

by Analsniffer69 October 31, 2019

October 31

A REAL NIGGA BIRTHDAY

-Yooo who's birthday is it today? (October 31)
+It's a REAL NIGGA BIRTHDAY

by A real N-word December 05, 2019

october 31

Its nationtal smak that ass,give a kiss,or fuck them

Hey its october 31 you know what that means do what you got to do

by Savannah chloesw October 31, 2019

October 31

The day you sacrifice your short friend to the Gods. In reward you’ll get those cookies you got in elementary school- kill all short people 2020

“hey, what type of meat is this? it doesn’t taste normal”
“oh just a short person, it was October 31st yesterday”

by ohnothatscool October 30, 2020