I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades
by Death Menace February 6, 2023
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Females who use default myspace/facebook pictures with a really bright flash to induce the illusion of being attractive in order to get guys to add them. The bright flash makes their skin tone look even, & hides any unsemetric flaws they may have (ie: acne, pot marks, gingervitas). In some cases it can even make the "fright" appear to be smaller in body class. The word "fright" settles in when you go to see the rest of her pictures.
Kuwabara: OH MY GOD!

Yusuke: What?

Kuwabara: That's the fastest i've ever lost a boner.

Yusuke: What are you talking abou.... AHHH.

Kuwabara: I know right? look at her default.

Yusuke: BRIGHT LIGHT FRIGHT!
by Ampresandman December 23, 2011
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Used by people who are insecure about their own intellect and therefore they describe anyone who can string a sentence together as “rocket bright” letting everyone know that they are bright enough to know that this is a smart person.

Rebecca - please stop using this term, you sound idiotic and it makes no sense.
Tilly is rocket bright and exactly the kind of rock star we’re looking for. “
by corporatespeakterrorist October 14, 2022
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He was such a Connor Bright as he fucked his best friends girlfriend.
by SonixCB June 23, 2019
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Anti-brighting is s tactic where either one completely ignores the form of abuse known as brighting or chooses to hold brightest, as difficult a feat to achieve accountable so they do time for the crime! Therefore, one does not become a victim of “brighting.”
I noted the brighting, and in my anti-brighting, I ignored or documented working with police to actually prosecute these people who harass talk and swap plates and cars.
by Girlonfire Writer March 19, 2019
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Those who believe that their superior, enlightened intelligence and materialist worldview make them fit to dictate policy and control the lives of others - often using mockery to undermine the views and beliefs of the unenlightened.
In the recent presidential election, the bright supremacist message did not resonate with unenlightened, non-college-indoctrinated voters.
by GTopax86 November 23, 2016
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