Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?
John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there
Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there
Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
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The decade that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1009. (This is different from the 101st decade but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 1010).
The century that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1099. (This is different from the 11th century but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 1100).
The millennium that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1999. (This is different from the 2nd millennium but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 2000).
The decade that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1009. (This is different from the 101st decade but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 1010).
The century that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1099. (This is different from the 11th century but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 1100).
The millennium that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1999. (This is different from the 2nd millennium but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 2000).
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