When to take your friends out for a night of drugs, alcohol and all around kook fest. There are three levels.

Motel-80$
Bellargio-120$
Sandals the big daddy, you are not going to sleep for 2 days....
Hey we should go to Caplansky's and zort eachother
by rezort April 8, 2020
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A fully automated cryptocurrency trading platform
The only place where you can make money in your sleep with Bitcoin
What is Zort you ask? It's the only place on the Internet where you can press a button and wake up with a lamborghini in your living room. It trades Crypto automatically. With the press of a button.
Make bitcoin. Not friends.
by Ron493 July 1, 2020
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Rule 1 don't talk about zorting
Rule 2 DON'T TALK ABOUT ZORTING
Rule 3 unsafe quenching can lead to dangerous zorts
Rule 4 zorting with friends is the easiest way to have fun, besides minecraft
Rule 5 when you zort before you quench you have a problem
Last night i quenched so much that I zorted all over
-Parker

Zorting after quenching is the best way to make friends.
by Squishmasterflex May 31, 2011
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