A journey simultaneously about self-discovery and self-expression in which one scrolls through their news feeds to find and repost Memetic imagery, resulting in a growing disgust or fascination among the pathfinder's close associations and secondhand followers
Dude, I went meme treading today and it made me really appreciate the love I get from all of my friends and enemies...
The act of repeatedly typing, deleting, and rephrasing a text message for several minutes because you are terrified of sounding too aggressive, too desperate, or using the wrong emoji.
"Sorry for the late text, I spent twenty minutes text-treading."
"Look at this draft; I’m text-treading so hard right now."
"Dating apps are exhausting; it is just hours of pure text-treading."
Since the late 1800s, competitive threading has been an important part of the yarndling fraternity. Marks are awarded for artistic kedding, skilful use of the verricule holder and overall 'authenticity of purpose'. The Tasmanian branch of the Yarndling Association in Hobart, Tasmania is a particularly strong contender in the Antipodean regionals, citing "fun, tempered with social responsibility" as their watchword.
During the 2012 London Olympics, Team GB would often remind the public of its commitment to the "spirit of yarndling", principally in its emphasis on fair play, equality for all, and competitive threading.
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